Michelle Pfeiffer. For smugness.
Meg Ryan. For impersonating an actress.
without even reading any responses I would like to add mine, then see if anyone concurs!
- Madonna (oh my)
- Drew Barrymore (no more)
- J.Lo
Meg Ryan was great in “The Cut.” Took a lot of courage to take on that role. Rene Zelwigger is the one I can’t stand. She is like the hero to dull, dumpy girls everywhere. Like anybody cares about them. I say shame them all! And shame everybody who ever did anything stupid or has any imperfections whatsoever. Shame everybody! Heck I think I’ll go shame myself right now.
The Farrelly brothers are probably an acquired taste, but I about died watching Me, Myself & Irene. I liked Renee Zellwiger’s Irene so much that I disagree with some of you, even though all she did was toss softballs at Carrey.
For instance:
Hank: [singing to a heavy metal song] MOTHER F U C K E R ROBOT! MOTHER F U C K E R ROBOT! MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MO!
[Sees Irene with a lawn dart at the ready]…
Irene: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called “supplies.”
Hank: Oh… that! I wasn’t gonna just… ram it home, you know. I was gonna… lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.
Charlie: I turn my back for one moment then you stick it up my ass. Literally!
Irene: For your information, you stuck it in your own ass!
(quotes shamelessly stolen from http://imdb.com/title/tt0183505/quotes)
The only actresses I dislike are the ones who can’t act. I think casting agents do a better job identifying them than I do, so I’m not prepared to call any of 'em no-talent. That said, I tend to prefer physically flawed women over physically perfect ones (because I can’t get down with the whole plastic surgery thing). I figure if they look perfect, then it was by a surgeon’s hand and not God’s, and that’s boring as hell.
Flike, that’s nice what you wrote. But this thread is about female actors that should be banned for 2005.
So I meander, sue me.
Let “dislike”=“think should be banned” and I’m right there. As in, my answer is “none should be banned in 2005.”
What, I got a different opinion means I can’t play? :upyours: 
Sarah Jessica Parker
she looks like a snake
Oh yes, you’ve struck gold there my son. Any of those f@#?!ing drones in that godawful mediocrityfest; names anyone? I can never watch that shite without falling asleep before its death…sorry end.
Tori Spelling @#%^%#@^%$@%^^%@!!!
Zellywogger was a good I rene. I had forgotten about that.
I’d nominate Darryl Hannah as well, but you said “actress”.
I thought she’d already been banned.
Also, definitely seconding Madonna. Actually, she should be banned from everything, including but not limited to: procreation and oxygen.
Paris Hilton has to go, except for those home movies. she can stay in those, thats about all she is good for.
Madonna. its just sad to see someone that old who tries so hard to be “cool” and “hip” but just winds up looking pathetic. time to stay at home and start knitting.
Brittany Spears. she isnt much of an actress, but she is in the public enough to make me want to pierce my eyes with a hot knife. i do suspect a home movie will mysteriously be taken from her possesion and wind up on the net. she is so desperate for attention she will do anything. maybe her and Paris can get together.
J Lo. cant act, thats all i have to say about that.
Jessica Simpson. ok she looks good, but the minute she opens her mouth ruins it all. Darwin must be questioning his own views because of her.
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Jessica Simpson. ok she looks good, but the minute she opens her mouth ruins it all. Darwin must be questioning his own views because of her.[/quote]
Funny
I think JLo can act-I have watched “maid in Manhattan” several times, thank you very much.(don’t shoot me)
Let’s add Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudow, who seem to be doing their friends charaters, especially Lisa!!!
edit: EVA MENDES- Oh my GOD!!! Who told her that big hooters and lips = acting skills. :raspberry: 
