All I want for Christmas

You’re probably wondering what to buy me for Christmas this year so I’ll make it easy for you.

I would like an iPod photo and a Panasonic Lumix DMC-FZ20.

I know what you’re thinking - what if I end up with something like twelve iPods Photos and nineteen Lumix cameras? It’s OK, I’ll just sell off the extra ones and use the money to buy beer and other things that I want.

You guys are the best - THANK YOU !!

I’d like about four of these bad boys.

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[quote=“Durins Bane”]I’d like about four of these bad boys.

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You’ll need mail also:

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[quote=“Comrade Stalin”]
You’ll need mail also:

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Ooohhhh…that looks so naughty…I think I like it.

Dear Santa,

This Christmas I hope that I make it on to your ‘good’ list this time. If so, here is my wish.

  1. Peace of Mind,happiness and heart full of joy and contiuned good health
    2)For my chinese to continully improve
    3)Laughter and love that fills my home
    4)Weekly phone calls from my family that are funny and joyful.
  2. A job that is creative, fun, and challegenes me in a good way, and pays nicely
  3. A year’s gift certificate to by books online
  4. I-pod
  5. A Motorcycle
  6. West Wing season 3
  7. Law and Order (all the seasons on DVD)*****
  8. A magic wand that cleans my apartment with one swoop
  9. A year’s supply of scotch wiskey :wink:
  10. rent paid for a year
  11. A trip to england…

Christmas, mmm this has me thinking. I wouldn’t mind an ipod myself. I just wish apple would add an am/fm radio functionability to it. Then I’d buy one.

Oh god.
I do already have all that.

All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

My two front teeth.

All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

:unamused:

15mm wide angle lens for my Nikonos V

Selectable ARB air locker for my front diff (It’s an offroading thing)

Ducati Monster :happybiker:

Solomon Islands Live-aboard diving holiday :sunglasses:

But, as most middle age dads I’ll probably end up with a tie :s

[quote=“Limey”]All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

My two front teeth.

All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

:unamused:[/quote]

And whiskey in a jar!

That surely must be “Whiskey in a jar’o”!

[quote=“Limey”]All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

My two front teeth.

All I want for Christmas,
Is my two front teeth.

:unamused:[/quote]

Yes, well done, you got the intended joke. :unamused: