I wish to make an alteration to Forumosa. My current ‘handle’ if you will, is ‘Taxi driver directing traffic.’
I have no wish to be associated with those bastions of all that is wrong with the roads here, and would rather be assigned one of the following:
- Betelnut bomber.
- First signs of asthma.
- Wordy Worderson.
- Car owner.
- Bush lurker.
Can someone make a decision please?