Alternative new titles to "Taxi driver, directing traffic"

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I wish to make an alteration to Forumosa. My current ‘handle’ if you will, is ‘Taxi driver directing traffic.’
I have no wish to be associated with those bastions of all that is wrong with the roads here, and would rather be assigned one of the following:

  1. Betelnut bomber.
  2. First signs of asthma.
  3. Wordy Worderson.
  4. Car owner.
  5. Bush lurker.

Can someone make a decision please?

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:bravo: Got my vote.

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Try these:

Dry shaving teppanyaki chef
NT$450 suit
Pink-and-white striped plastic bag
Horizontal cellphone holster
Cranegrab game hacker
Shrinkwrapped bamboo laundry pole
Streethosing Thai labourer

or…

Blue plastic grease barrel

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Male toilet mopping Female

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Old guy with conical palm leaf hat pushing 3-wheeled bicycle trash cart

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But this would have to be the replacement for “newbie”, wouldn’t it?

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Works at 7-11

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  1. Has tattooed eyebrows
  2. Video Gambling Den Owner
  3. Martial Law Baby
  4. Single Lucky Long-Stranded Facial Hair
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Japanese Occupation-Missing Septuguenarian

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Couldn’t we just get rid of them? I hate labels. There are times when you could inadvertantly find yourself in the same category as bob.

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Taiwan Traffic Cop

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“auxillary traffic pylon”

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1.Whining British wanna-be transvestite
2.Pole dancing funeral stripper
3.Middle aged Female Construction Worker
4.Window screen fixing street peddler
5.Mini-skirt wearing unmarried-night market mother
6.Unemployed Shrimp Fishing IT Engineer

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I think these are the same thing… :smiley:

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Duck Farm Boy

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Purse-Carrying Sogo Victim
Roach-Killing Machine
Chicken Bus Tour Guide
Night Market Briefcase Vendor
Pixelated Porn Prince(ss)
Slack-jawed Betel Nut Muncher
Hello Kitty Shop Owner
Roxy 99 Toilet Scrubber
Carnegie’s Finest

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I agree with Loretta.

We can freely decide whether or not to have avatars and signatures, yet these ridiculous post-count labels are foisted upon us.

“Ink Still Wet In Passport”? I wish.

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Hang on a sec… Goose Egg and Maoman seem to be exempt.
I guess they’re more equal than others.

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Yeah, I don’t like the “Mastered Beer in Chinese” one either. I don’t drink.

I know it’s a funny stereotype of foreigners in Taiwan, but…
I used to have to take deep calming breaths when I saw it near my name. I have no good associations with that word.

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“Boner”