Alternative new titles to "Taxi driver, directing traffic"

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I am now “Thinking of having kids.”

Will someone please fill in the obvious response to that one?

“Trying to outrun police at CKS Airport”

But that’s reserved for those racking up a $20,000 beer tab…

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Newbies…
“Amputee beggar”
“Thinks NT60 biendangs are great value”
“Tries to pick up bin lang girls”

For long termers…
“Uses shaving bag as a carry all”
“Drives a Benz with doily seat covers”
“A Bien’s lovechild”
“Bell ringing monk outside LongShan temple”
“Thinks NT60 bienfangs are a rip off”
“Fat, disgruntled and overpaid THSR engineer”
“Married to a former bin lang girl”

Or perhaps

“Former Bin Lang Girl”

“Red Bull Addict”
“Roxy Vibe Superstar”
“Soy Milk Vendor”
“Blue Truck Driver” or more aptly, “Red Toothed Traffic Maniac”
“KTV Hostess”

Inspired by Jethro/revenge:

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