Now that water rationing is almost upon us, how can we keep our bills low and save the environment at the same time? By avoiding wasteful baths and showers. Here’s how:
Most of your perceptible bodily odor comes from your armpits. Lick them clean.
If your hands get dirty, you can rub them together into little black eraser-crumb looking things fall off. No water required! (Works for the scrotal region too.)
Remember that bodily pheremones are a major way that we attract the opposite sex. Exult in your natural smell.