Why am I constantly bombarded with the idea that I’m actually a very clever man?
It could be for one of two reasons:
- Because I am smart!
- Because it’s so easy to look smart because I am surrounded by bloody useless fools!
Bought a new car recently. Asked for black leather seats. What do I get when it’s finally delivered two weeks late? Tan seats!! :fume:
Had me house painted the other day. The walls were painted, but so were the windows, my beautiful wooden floors, and the newly replaced god damn mosquito nets!!! :fume: :fume: :fume:
Now I’m asking again: Am I a clever man?