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Originally posted by : I smacked the guy in the head and ripped my flag off his backpack. Americans are the most arrogant, self rightous and violent people in the world.
Hey, Proud Canadian. Take your ugly “feuille d’erable” flag, wrap it around your big white “Wienerschnitzel” and go to the Mohawk reservation in Quebec and tell those Mohawks to suck your big, proud “hostie Wienerschnitzel canadienne”. And if those “hostie” Mohawks refuse, then smack them on the head, you righteous “con”.
Ya, and whenever I see those stupid Canadian flags on backpacks I wanna puke. It’s like,“by the way, folks…I’m CANADIAN.” Well, that’s great, you’re Canadian, so therefore…you…uh…are proud to be a Canadian. Well, that’s nice. Now go take your gravy french fries “poutine” and shove em up your “queue” because you suck. Any Mohawk or Quebeqois separatist would agree that your imperialist chipper blind pride is a piece of “merde”.
But the only reason I’m picking on you is because I’m lowly enough to insult others. But even Albert Einstein did that when he said that he despises all who march in rank and file and that those people only needed a spinal chord - what’s the use of a brain if you’re just marching for your country? Dork.
Like Albert Einstein used to go to school back in Germany, thinking,“I’m GERMAN!” and “I’m JEWISH! I wanna put a big Star of David on my backpack and a big happy German eagle thingy on top of it!” He even stuck out his big, German Jewish tongue at people like YOU who don’t need a brain.
Ya, whatever. You’re a Wienerschnitzel.
Wow, I thought I was zdubid.
All I can say is… I’m proud to not be proud of being an American. But I’m not ashamed of being an American. I think people who look down on me for it are shallow. All of us little tax-paying people are just pawns. The “America” and “Germany” that people despise are a small group of business people with money and politicians with a military to back them up.
Well, that did it, the CD is over and I’m not drunk anymore.
So, anyway, in conclusion, one thing I like about Taiwan is you don’t get many people who are proud patriotic wienerschnitzels.
I mean, I can understand being proud of a small community of your friends or even your hometown. Like…um…Edmonton?(A.K.A.: “Hicksville, Alberta”)
But to be proud of an entire nation is just too monochrome. It only makes sense as a form of insecurity. Like your wienerschnitzel is sooooooo small and helpless that you have to say,"well…well…it’s a CANADIAN wienerschnitzel. And my good Betty Crocker CANADIAN MOMMY says that it’s as good as peanut butter and jelly and granola. And those Mohawks say-OOOOOOOOOOO, they just came in and chopped off my wienerschnitzel with their tomahawk. oooooooooooooooo.
Actually, folks, “Proud Canadian” is just fooling us to get things roudy in here. It’s all B.S. Do you really think anybody that stupid could actually exist? Well, I did for a while but I was a bit drunk.