An Asian Christmas


#1

Turkey cooked in a local hotel. No Christmas pudding. Rip-off prices for booze. BUT…

Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits.


#2

Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits :shock:


#3

[quote=“Lump”]Turkey cooked in a local hotel. No Christmas pudding. Rip-off prices for booze. BUT…

Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits.[/quote]

Christmas Crumpet.


#4

I’m making a list… and crossing off anyone who hasn’t been naughty.


#5

Christmas strumpet. :sunglasses:


#6

Stocking filler.


#7

Ho, Ho, hose


#8

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Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits.[/quote]

Stuffing! :wink:


#9

I think I’d better go and and buy the missus her outfit now :sunglasses:


#10

:shock: Where, where, where!!! :shock:

I thought the MAC cosmetics dancers were pretty hot in their can-can outfits at a local department store. But, this I gotta see :wink:

shhhhh… don’t say a word to the missus


#11

Wait a dog gone minute, that is MY MISSUS - YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR EYES OFF!!!


#12

Did you mean ho, ho, hoes?


#13

[quote=“Lump”]Turkey cooked in a local hotel.

Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits.[/quote]

Hey, the Hilton turkey I bought last year kicked ass. I’m buying two this year, with pride. I’m also making mashed potatoes, yams, and pies, and will be singing “fa ra ra ra ra” with 20 or so local friends as we decorate the fake tree and I try to explain what a Christmas stocking is.

Merry Christmas!

Tomas


#14

Did you mean ho, ho, hoes?[/quote]

No, I meant Ho, ho, ho’s wearing Ho-ho hose.


#15

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Gorgeous Asian girls in skimpy Santa outfits.[/quote]

I almost choked to death at dinner tonight as a lovely looking Santas helper came by and wished a Merry Christmas – if it wasn’t for all that white trim I might have.


#16

Rooftop barbecue