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[gerbil]

@Cold Front

Are you a liar or just stupid?

@Cold Front

. . . you sure are an intolerant little puke.

@Cold Front

I’ve been to, and worked in Saudi Arabia as well, dickhead. . .

@Cold Front

I don’t think you did get the joke, dickhead, but it’s enjoyable watching you pretend otherwise.

@Cold Front

I would be less supercilious if I didn’t think I was talking to an idiot.

@Cold Front

What does this have to do with the general laziness of Gulf Arab citizens? Are you one of these dumbasses here who thinks. . .

@Cold Front

Perhaps if you had a dick, you wouldn’t need to get drunk every time you go on a date.

@Cold Front

This distinction, I trust, is lost on your dumbass.

@Cold Front

Your argument falls along the lines that you recognize a dumbshit because you are a dumbshit. Well, you’re half right.

@Cold Front

Your point was irrelevant. . . Nobody cares about your limited experience.

@Cold Front

Some moron enters the debate with this announcement and I’m supposed to take her seriously?

@Cold Front

I’m just sick of hearing gays complain and bitch about nonexistant problems like a bunch of five year olds. . . Grow the hell up.

@Cold Front

Perhaps I’m a self-hating gay. . . Or perhaps I just like to argue. In any case, your dumbass post is coming up on my hit list, so stand the fuck by.

@Cold Front

Thoughtful posts – as opposed to insults – is wasted on that sliver of narrow bone above your shoulders you call a cranium.

@Cold Front

. . .I’m simply well informed. . . I can seem like Gulliver striding among the Lilliputians.

@Cold Front

I do have an edge to my debating style…It’s a part of the Western tradition dating back to the Greeks. Socrates, Swift, Voltaire, Mencken…

@Cold Front

. . . it’s all about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

[Comrade_Stalin]

Flaming Projectile Gerbil

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in.” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him.”

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

tiggysribticklers.com/tig409.htm

[way2go]

Ka-boom! Another in your face slam dunk by #666! That is one hot Gamecock.

uscsports.ocsn.com

[Durins_Bane]

[quote=“blueface666”]
Flaming Projectile Gerbil

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in.” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him.”

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

tiggysribticklers.com/tig409.htm[/quote]

I think a mine shaft accident is a terrible way to go. :shock:

[gerbil]

@Cold Front

Well, that’s the last time I provide this idiot with even a backhanded compliment. . . the half-literate and thoroughly uneducated Soddom is not interested in discussing the matter intelligently. . . Predictably, Soddom’s sources include Gore Vidal and Howard Zinn. . . Neither of these men know shit about the Philippines . . . [but I, on the other hand. . .]

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

buzzle.com/editorials/10-31- … viewPage=2

[Tigerman]

Cold Front Rocks!

[fred_smith]

Actually the all ribbing aside quote what have the French done for anyone was mine, but I am flattered to be included among Coldfront’s many worthy posts. Can you supply the whole “best of” list next time?

[fredericka_bimmel]

yes! next up, the ‘best of fred smith’. well, at least he’s not an inflammatory prick… oh, i get all hot and bothered just thinking about fred.
cold front turns me cold. so did richard nixon. release to watergate tapes and we’ll make comparisons.

[gerbil]

@fred smith

Gosh, Golly, Gee and it’s kind of pink too isn’t it?

@fred smith

…by the way, I happen to like pink martinis…

@fred smith

Well call me Gomorrah!

@fred smith

Actually, though, I am dead, haha.

[Comrade_Stalin]

gerbil:

[color=red]
Armageddon!
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[fredericka_bimmel]

gerbil: hahahahaha!
[color=violet] Ith juth tho
Fred!
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Love it!

[fred_smith]

Touche Gerbil. I will get you for this! fist shaking in the air repeatedly pounded on desktop. You will pay for this Gerbil.

Gosh Fredericka:

Sorry I did not make it to your bbq on Sunday. It started to rain like hell just as I was heading out and I did not have your address or phone number (left them at the office) and was going to wing it and see once I got there if there was a bldg manager.

So how was it? (by the way, what with all the hot sun on Sunday. I was a little pink if you get my drift…)

freddy

[Big_Fluffy_Matthew]

[quote=“Durins Bane”][quote=“blueface666”]
Flaming Projectile Gerbil

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in.” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him.”

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.” Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

tiggysribticklers.com/tig409.htm[/quote]

I think a mine shaft accident is a terrible way to go. :shock:[/quote]
I agree, a shaft injury would be just as bad.
If these 2 guys have a hard time explaining what happened. What is the gerbil going to say when it gets home ?

[fred_smith]

Matthew:

Good one.

[gerbil]

[quote=“Wangbing”]The effective control of Taiwan is run by the ROC, as the SFPT administrative authorities. This is undisputable. Only an American moron would be so condescending. . . Such prejudice is not even legitimated by the California Bar nor any US legal license to practice arrogance. I have nothing but contempt for California lawyers like Gray Davis. . . The fact that Taiwan is not run by Beijing is the effective deterrent of the TRA. I am not interested in academic theories of any strategic or political science commentaries.

In the real world, how does TRA as domestic legislation still infringe upon the Chinese sovereignty? It goes back to the SFPT and One China policy. But then I bet Brian Kennedy never served in any foxholes during Vietnam. Probaby got his prestigious docturate in law on a draft deferral. I live in the real world of me-firsters.[/quote]

@Wangbing

The PAC is nebulous like FAPA. The idea that the aliens have no rights is something the “American-in-name-only” human rights lawyer has never truly advocated. For example, his message is: I hate gook lawyers, I hate Americans, I hate, I hate, I hate… evil: Poison tongues will put inked quills into your back even if they are English-speakers. . . There is a Taiwanese political party already formed by the USA-Taiwan Commonwealth Organization. I would perhaps like to Richard doing an aliens rights organization for those non-voting ARC residents in Taiwan. The common ground here is that the more negative anti-Americanism is thwarted from the outset. If you are an anti-American idealogue, you will find political solidarity with the ROC mainlanders or the French.

@Wangbing

The American Occupation of Taiwan has restarted? The Taipei Times has a letter rejecting the American statehood of Taiwan today. The dangers of TI offending American officials is they might take these guys seriously. Afterall, TI are wannabe terrorists and now pose a greater threat to US citizens in Taiwan.

@Wangbing

Wen Ho Lee is the greatest Chinese hero, and he is racially persecuted by American racists of Bush Imperialism. China and Taiwan are Chinese.

[Alien]

gerbil

Interesting style of weaving. Nice job.

[gerbil]

thanks

[Alien]

I guanxi-fied you for this. Take it away!

[gerbil]

Thank you Alien. Please forgive me for the sin I am about to commit.

@Blueface666

[women]Can’t live with 'em, can’t shoot 'em.

@Blueface666

[haughty Taiwanese women]So, just give 'em a good bitch-slap . . . Take a Midol and then get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

@Blueface666

They hang drug smugglers in Singapore and Malaysia. And it seems to work pretty good. . . Maybe the US should do the same.

@Blueface666

The one contribution Arab civilation has made to America that I am thankful for is Sirhan Sirhan. The Kennedy clan is nothing but toilet bowl scum.

@Blueface666

I still think the US should have put a boot on the Japanese neck and squeezed a lot harder than it did.

@Blueface666

Did you know that American soldiers are paid $100US dollars for each Iraqi child’s ear they cut off? And I’ve heard the price is going to be $200US when we go to Europe. I can’t wait. . .I think I’m going to re-up and come visit you.

@Blueface666

I’ve heard tell Klansmen use the term burrhead". . . Doing so is just plain lowclass. I was taught this 50 years ago in the Deep South.

@Blueface666

. . .What is your problem? Did some American GI knock up your Mom? Were you abandoned at birth? Were you found behind a garbage dumpster and sold into sexual slavery by the Russian Mafia? It would explain a lot.

@Blueface666

You really and truly are an asshole, aren’t you. . . go fuck yourself.

[Big_Fluffy_Matthew]

I hope he doesn’t do that to me. He’ll make me look like a complete pervert