And people ask why I don't like Tim Horton's


#1

Actually, to be fair, I’ve been to Abbotsford, and this could have happened just about anywhere…
( :nsfw:, obviously)


#2

Seems so un-Canadian. Or maybe they usually just hide their freaky streak very well.


#3

Poutine? More like poupine, amirite?


#4

Is this the next stage of shitposting? Doing it in real life?

My body is ready.


#5

Yeah, you get west of the Rockies, it’s a whole nother bag of meat…


#6

Didn’t some guy who posted here get lost in an airport Tim Horton’s for 24 hours in Montreal on his way to meet his true love and become a model in Taiwan? I’m sure that was a real thread here a few weeks ago, but I can’t find it now.


#7

I really want to know if she’d committed to tossing it at the cashier before she began dropping it, or if that was a spur of the moment reaction when she realized she didn’t have a follow up.


#8

Maybe it’s a deep instinctive drive, like cats being afraid of cucumbers.


#9

Not sure, but she very purposefully grabs a couple fistfuls of bumwad before dropping trou.
Textbook Canookism.
Just because one’s pinching a loaf in public, there’s no need to be sloppy about the whole thing.


#10

She went for a run, had an emergency pope’s nose and the TH staff wouldn’t give her a key to the crapper. My guess. Kinda skinny to be a real Canadian. Must be a foreigner.


#11

That wasn’t real.


#12

I’m tellin you, all the white people in Vancouver are friggin no-gluten veegans.


#13

Yea, he disappeared now.


#14

Did he get dumped by his lady in Taiwan, or did some lady take a dump on him in TH?


#15

Canada is such a brutal place. So many rude people!


#16

In the video, you can’t hear her apologise after…


#17

The whole trope about Canadians being polite is such bullshit. I’ve met plenty of rude, douchey Canucks.


#18

I, for one, am sorry to hear you feel that way.


#19

Surely nothing like this would ever happen in New York.


#20

i guess she needed the public toilet and was denied. so she shat in protest. then threw it at the staff for good measure.

what i don’t get is if she needed to go that badly but is cool with doing it in public, why not go do it in a bush or something??

i also don’t get why the staff was so calm. i would have been diving out of the store the first second her or any old woman started taking her trousers off.