Ladies and Germs, this is my formal announcement of returning, as so many do, to Taiwan.
I lived there for nearly 3 years and will be leaving my current location for The Rock again. I am starting the preparations now and will arrive sometime next Fall.
I expect naked maidens with lulus to greet me on the shore, gentlemen who will offer me cocktails (I’ll take beer, I D O mingle with the proles, I’ll have you know) and corporate clients awaiting my fantastic intellect and charm! I fully expect free adjournments from Yuma’s or Bongos, so gentlemen, have wallets ready.
I am every bit as handsome as I think I am, and I expect you to love me when I arrive. If you do not, you are heathens. (Why isn’t there a movie about me moving to Taiwan. Again. With, like, half the population of aging gaijin doing the same? Tis a crime!)
And, yes, I start almost every sentence with “I”. That is just how awesome I am.
/I’m mostly joking.
//I AM coming back
///do you think I look fat in this mumu? Was told it was a MAN mumu. Its the rage.
