Oh well!
How about this:
You say you want a leader, but you can’t make up your mind
ooh! I know that! It’s the Minnesota Midget.
Now folks in South Louisiana said Amos was a helluva man
He could trap the biggest, meanest alligator. He only had to use one hand
That’s all he got left 'cause the alligator bit him. Ha ha!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow
Easy peasy lemon squeezie,
Jerry Reed, yeah?
Amos Moses?
Personal favourite:
“They may call you doctor,
They may call you Chief…”
Very Funny Sandman!
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody…but maybe not the Chief.
How about this?
Hands are full of fishin’ rod
And the tackle on our backs
The answer is: shit/fine/great in equal doses. Thus spake the Buddha.
‘I used to care, but… things have changed.’ The sneeriest song ever.
Just another jerk taking pride in his work.
(Maybe I don’t know the rules.)