Ants surviving the microwave

You have a buddhist monk???

cool!

Where can I get one? how much do they cost? Do they come toilet trained or do I have to set out newspaper like I did with my puppy?

You have a buddhist monk???

cool!

Where can I get one? how much do they cost? Do they come toilet trained or do I have to set out newspaper like I did with my puppy?[/quote]

You need to send out Mr. Roboto, the robot monk, to train and influence other monks to congregate and meditate at your home.

Pay attention!

I’m not paying attention - did somebody put a buddhist monk in a microwave?

I’m sure if they did the waves wouldn’t harm him. The monk would hum and ring bells to ward off any harm.

“You have been found guilty of being a bug. The sentence is death.”

–Butthead

Ok, I’ve been trying for a few days now, but I just can’t find a microwave big enough or a buddhist monk small enough.

How the hell am I supposed to get the buddhist monk into the microwave???

Open door, put monk in, close door.

Go to Denkmark. They have gigantic microwaves there.