“And when I get excited, my little China squirrel, she says: Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth”
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Biiiig squirrels — they don’t cry ya yai
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I’m a squirrel watcher— I’m a squirrel watcher — here comes one now.
Little surfer little one
Made my heart come all undone
Do you love me, do you surfer squirrel
Surfer squirrel little surfer squirrel
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I kissed a Squirrel
and I liked it.
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Sorry, this is not working! I guess I’m no squirrel fan😅
Two offerings:
First, No Doubt, with “Just a squirrel”
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I’m exposed and it’s no big surprise
Don’t you think I know exactly where I stand?
This world is forcing me to hold your hand'Cause I’m just a squirrel, oh, little old me
Well, don’t let me out of your sight
Oh, I’m just a squirrel, all pretty and petite
So don’t let me have any rightsOh, I’ve had it up to here
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons for me to run and hide
I can’t do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it’s all those little things that I fear'Cause I’m just a squirrel, I’d rather not be
'Cause they won’t let me drive late at night
Oh, I’m just a squirrel, guess I’m some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes
Oh, I’m just a squirrel, take a good look at me
Just your typical prototypeOh, I’ve had it up to here
Oh, am I making myself clear?
I’m just a squirrel
I’m just a squirrel in the world
That’s all that you’ll let me beOh, I’m just a squirrel, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome
Oh, I’m just a squirrel, what’s my destiny?
What I’ve succumbed to is making me numbOh, I’m just a squirrel, my apologies
What I’ve become is so burdensome
Oh, I’m just a squirrel, lucky me
Twiddle-dum, there’s no comparisonOh, I’ve had it up to
Oh, I’ve had it up to
Oh, I’ve had it up to here
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Beastie Boys, with the thread ender:
Squirrels, all I really want is Squirrels
And in the morning it’s Squirrels
'Cause in the evening it’s SquirrelsI like the way that they walk
And it’s chilly to hear them talk
And I can always make 'em smile
From White Castle to the NileBack in the day
There was this squirrel around the way
She liked my home-piece MCA
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, please? He said “You may”
Her pants were tight and that’s OK
If she would dance, I would DJ
We took a walk down to the bayI hope she’ll say
“Hey, me and you should hit the hay”
I asked her out, she said “No way”
I should of probably guessed her gay
So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other dayJockin’ Mike D to my dismay
Squirrels, to do the dishes
Squirrels, to clean up my room
Squirrels, to do the laundry
Squirrels, and in the bathroom
Squirrels, that’s all I really want is Squirrels
Two at a time, I want squirrels
With new wave hairdos, I want squirrels
I ought to whip out my
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels,
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, yeah
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Jessie’s got himself a squirrel and I want to make her mine. And she’s watching him with those eyes
And she’s loving him with that body, I just know it…
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She’s my best friend’s squirrel. And she used to be mine.
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Suggested follow-up thread for @RickRooney : do the same but then replace “man” with “mutt.” 
Guy
Oooh, Oooh, uptown squirrel, she’s been living in her uptown world
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“Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the squirrels are pretty, oh won’t you please take me home, yea yea”
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Squirrel, you really got me now.
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Throw your head back squirrelly
Throw it like those squirrels in the movies
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Second post on the thread. 
but it’s fun that your brain jumps to that one isn’t it?
That’s the Trouble With Squirrels!
Guy
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Nuts. I missed that one.
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A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain’t no hollaback squirrel
I ain’t no hollaback squirrel 
Oh— that’s good. Redemption!!
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