Oh yeah. I used to loathe them but they stink, etc, but I warmed to the kitten. Well, he’s one year old, now.
About the salmon, I figured it’s better to just share what I’m having, otherwise you get a kitten ‘Banzai!’ and paw prints in dinner…
Oh yeah. I used to loathe them but they stink, etc, but I warmed to the kitten. Well, he’s one year old, now.
About the salmon, I figured it’s better to just share what I’m having, otherwise you get a kitten ‘Banzai!’ and paw prints in dinner…
Yeah, I put a couple steaks on the table once, went back in the kitchen to get cutlery, and came out to find one of the steaks on the floor in the maws of a hungry kitten.
Now that I think of it, I think I might have to have dental work done in October. ALL of October…
twonavels’s avatar looks like he’s pointing out the exact place to stick that there Q-tip.
or perhaps channeling Nosferatu. actually, Nosferatu probably didn’t need to use a Q-tip, his nails were so long and his fingers so thin.
actually, Nosferatu would have just eaten the cat.
That there be Aleister Crowley.
He IS a cat.
[quote]How to calm a cat in heat (2007 hits)
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Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-29 14:37:47 EDT
Cat people, does this work?
Equipment:
Procedure:
What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.[/quote]
This sort of web page is the reason the Internet was invented, I’m quite sure.
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[quote]Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-30 02:51:29 EDT (#)
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Eww, this probably does work. I once had the misfortune of witnessing a crack-head girl do this to her cat with a small vibrator. The cat seemed to enjoy it. Though it may help relieve the animal, I consider it a form of bestiality. But then, I used to have a female cat that liked to be spanked pretty hard on the ass, so I guess there are gray areas. Fucking perverted cats.[/quote]
Bwahahaha. Here’s a video of cat spanking
Why so much trouble? Get the poor little thing a neutered tomcat.
I can’t believe I’m reading a thread that actually tells you how to have sex with a cat.
My god, am I ever glad we have male cats in our apartment.[/quote]
You do NOT want to know what you have to do to the males.
DaphneK wrote:
I have a male cat that would be perfect for the task. Will deliver anywhere on the island -temporary loan, of course.
[quote=“Icon”]DaphneK wrote:
I have a male cat that would be perfect for the task. Will deliver anywhere on the island -temporary loan, of course.[/quote]
Maybe I should quit my job and start a cat brothel.
I’m in as a partner. I have three healthy, neutered cats that will work for tuna -they do not like salmon.
well my other cat is a male (also neutered), so no problems on that front. We went to the vet and he said it was a behaviour thing,which i don’t believe. Also tried the q-tip thing but she’s the squirmiest cat ever… and not managed to do it yet… Cheers for all the tips.She’s off again though :help:
Umm, isn’t there a consent issue here?
Funk, not all male cats will do. You need one which, ehem, has not been completely deprived of his, eh, utencils? Rats, tehr eis a name for that kind of cat, can’t recall right now.
Well now I don’t now what to think… I thought you said your cats are all neutered
and KingZog, I tried to get consent but she just waved arse at me and started to cry. I took that as a “yes”
Yep, but one was done rather…hastily -long story-. I know that there are some cats which are left with certain “faculties” on purpose, in order to perform certain tasks without consequences…