I’ve popped my head into a few places with Budweiser signs outside, but they always seem to be filled with attractive young women, waiting to bereave me of my wallet.
I now have very little money left and need to find a place that just serves beer and will leave me alone.
This guy walks into a bar…
I guess that’s a no?
[quote=“Hartley”]
I now have very little money left and need to find a place that just serves beer and will leave me alone.[/quote]
I used to go to a bar called MY HOUSE when I ｌｉｖｅｄ ｔｈｅｒｅ． Ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｈａｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｈｉｔ ｏｎ ｍｅ ｗａｓ ａ ｄｏｇ ｗｈｏ ｎｅｅｄｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ． 
I’ve already tried that one - there’s a strangely insistent lady there claiming to be my wife.