Anyone online now who can help me with a quick translation?

I have this stupid email I can’t understand because he is clearly upset and using Chinese way too advanced for me.

pm it an I’ll have a look at it

So why do you want it translated?
No news is good news when it comes to bad news.

I guess I can take a crack at it, just PM me the letter.

I’m blind, I’m blind… :laughing:

Just letting you know it is done.

“My hovercraft is full of eels, please send me a new one. Bouncy, bouncy”