I have this stupid email I can’t understand because he is clearly upset and using Chinese way too advanced for me.
pm it an I’ll have a look at it
So why do you want it translated?
No news is good news when it comes to bad news.
I guess I can take a crack at it, just PM me the letter.
I’m blind, I’m blind… 
Just letting you know it is done.
“My hovercraft is full of eels, please send me a new one. Bouncy, bouncy”