Anywhere to watch the FA Cup tonight?

This is a very, very long shot.

Tonight, the plucky underdogs Torquay United will take on Premiership Birmingham in an FA Cup replay. It’s on at 7.45pm GMT which means it’s 3.45am Taiwan time, so it’ll finish just before five (barring extra time and penalties). Before you ask, yes, I know it’s a Tuesday night.

I love Torquay United in a way that can only be realistically described as obsessive. I really, really really want to see this game - any chance? It’ll only be on satellite TV.


TFT (Taipei’s Foremost Torquinian)

Would love to help but not on tonight. Anyway, do not worry your team will win and then kick the chewing red nosed idiot’s squad on the 28th.