Appreciation of Physical Attributes

Omni, I think you had better add a “Warning: High, and Possibly Offensive, Levels of Male Testosterone Present in this Thread” to the first post. I do not fear of censure. Rather, I think that unknowing readers may not be prepared for the outpouring of prurience we have displayed in this thread.

Now, to put another twist on the discussion, what do you red-blooded fellows do when you’re escorting your fine elfin ingenue around town, only to encounter an endless procession of middle-aged lechers staring at her, eyes locked on the adornments of her upper torso? I’m usually good for a dozen or so hateful return glares before I finally lose it and shout: “What the fuck are you looking at?” Usually, the scumbag will stare at me for a moment as we walk past, and nothing else comes of it. However, I’ve had to do battle twice as a result of my response, most recently in a mall in southern Taiwan, where I barely made it out of the store and into a taxi, ahead of security personnel, after throwing a particularly egregious offender to the ground (I did make an attempt to discuss the matter, but the slimeball got in my face rather quickly). I am aware that my response is belligerent, but I also feel that staring at my girlfriend’s breasts for an extended period of time, and without the slightest attempt at subtlety, is an offensive gesture, one which deserves a response.

I’ve escorted hot women back home, but the looks are always polite, and cursory. Certainly, there is no such focus on one particular body part. Here, these drooling perverts with their up-and-down, locked gazes are beyond anything I’ve ever encountered, in any country.

And no, they aren’t looking at me. That, I don’t mind.

[quote=“Omniloquacious”]And is that really true about her dad, then, Sandman? Oh well, it was a pretty illusion while it lasted.

It’s true, I’m afraid. Not only is Diana’s dad close chums with Liu Taiying, she was also a personal supporter of Liu’s last year when the whole scandal thing was starting. Now she gets her payback: temporary acting chairwoman. If she doesn’t make any major mistakes, it’ll be a nice springboard to even bigger and better things.

“I may be young, but I’m very professional.”

I’d forgotten what having students like tmwc’s could be like until last night. We were wrapping up the lesson with a vocab exercise where the word you say must beging with the last letter of the word said by the person before you, ie. door, rain, neat, etc. When it would get to one rather attractive woman in particular, she would usually hesitate, and give a simple answer. Yet in the second to last round, when the person before her said ‘parallel’, she looked straight at me and with no hesitation and in a rather forceful voice said ‘lover!’. In the last round, the person before her said ‘fuchsia’, and in the same manner as before, the woman said 'available!". While her physical attributes don’t stack up to my wife’s, and even if they did it wouldn’t matter, I will say it was a nice ego boost.
As it is Valentine’s Day, I hope everyone has someone close whose physical attributes they can appreciate, and if you don’t, may the winds soon bring that person to your door.

A very nice looking girl gave me a come hither look when at the light show thingamadooda. My cool, calm and collected poker face deserted me and I thought better to catch up to my friend than burst out laughing.

Guess I still find it amusing these higher league ladies are so interested in little ol me.

Come on, then, Mother Theresa, say something here about some physical attributes that get you going. Tell us about your own if you like, or those of that luscious little lass who just turned your head away from the computer and upped your pulse to a dangerously racy tempo for a moment or two. That has just got to be a more positive affirmation of the good things in life than dwelling on the evil machinations and stupidities of the Saddams, Jong-ils and George W’s of this world.

Oh, sweet Jesus, just looook at those legs and that pert little butt! Doesn’t it just make you so glad to be alive and have all that testosterone sloshing inside you!

Sorry, O, if I were to tell you about my own physical attributes it might sound like bragging. Thanks for the interest though. :wink:

I know this discussion is long dead, but I am by some odd reason compelled to reply to everything I see. They find high-bridges attractive.

I’ve traveled many Asian countries, Europe, etc. This is soly based on my narrow observation, but I found many :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley: British (I’ve only been to London), Canadian, Italian, Norwegian dudes very attractive and when it comes to gals, Korean, French, Swedish and Norwegian women were beautiful, stylish and mysterious…I do not find Taiwanese or Hong Kong girls hot AT ALL…how can I describe, maybe some girls are hello-kittish cute.

This is just my opinion and I indeed think beauty is in the eyes of a beholder. :wink:

Ahhh. Korean gals. Too bad that they are so horrible in bed - but they look great. I just love their slanted eyes.

Some of them are gorgeous enough, but most of them have rather dumpy bodies and pancake-like faces. For me, there are far more eye-catching lovelies here in Taiwan.

In my opinion, Taiwan provides the richest feast of beautiful Asian women while France provides the richest feast of beautiful Western women.

A rather biased opinion, no? :wink:

I’ve heard that Japanese girls in general have ugly teeth. Is that true? In my old class in the MTC, we had a gal from the land of the rising sun. Her distingushing feature was shall we say… A rather broad backside.

Buck teeth and bow legs wherever you look there. But still plenty of stunners among them.

Omni, you need to pay a visit to Thailand :wink:

I fully appreciate the wonderful charms of the ladies in Thailand. I was spellbound by them, especially the ones with mixed Thai and Chinese blood, in the year or so I spent there as a young whippersnapper at the turn of the 80’s.

In fact, it was quite by chance that I ended up living here in Taiwan rather than Thailand. No, no – not because I confused their names! I’d been very keen on learning Thai (such a beautiful language) while I was there, and was getting on fairly well with it. When I went back to England to pursue my career as a barrister, I wanted to enrol in a class to continue studying Thai in the evenings, but there just weren’t any classes available in those days (I bet there are dozens of them now). As I was also very interested in Chinese, I opted instead for a beginner’s class in Mandarin – which hooked me even more than the Thai, and eventually led to my “interrupting” the legal career to study in Taiwan for a couple of years. And 17 years later, here I still am.

Now, if that class in Thai had been available …

I fully appreciate the wonderful charms of the ladies in Thailand. I was spellbound by them, especially the ones with mixed Thai and Chinese blood, in the year or so I spent there as a young whippersnapper at the turn of the 80’s.

In fact, it was quite by chance that I ended up living here in Taiwan rather than Thailand. No, no – not because I confused their names! I’d been very keen on learning Thai (such a beautiful language!) while I was there, and was getting on fairly well with it. When I went back to England to pursue my career as a barrister, I wanted to enrol in a class to continue studying Thai in the evenings, but there just weren’t any classes available in those days (I bet there are dozens of them now). As I was also very interested in Chinese, I opted instead for a beginner’s class in Mandarin – which hooked me even more than the Thai, and eventually led to my “interrupting” the legal career to study in Taiwan for a couple of years. And 17 years later, here I still am.

Now, if that class in Thai had been available …[/quote]
How poorer our time on Forumosa would be. But then again, the local lasses would be a lot safer.
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Nice of you to say so, Alley – the first part of your comment, that is.

And I bet the expatriates in Thailand don’t have an online community anywhere near as good as Forumosa.

Oh, the expatriates in Thailand have plenty of their own online communities. Most of them I’ve seen consist of

“Last night pissed myself on a dozen Singhas in Patpong barfined this stunner took her back to my flat but couldn’t get it up because I was too out of my gourd but we made up for that in the morning [insert detailed erotic experience here]. Anyway it just goes to show [insert crude sexual joke here] eh mate?”

:shock: :shock: Interesting opinion!!!
I rather heard VERY differently, haha. I heard that many girls there attend a sort of “Charming School” to learn how to walk like a model, how to dress and to master bed techniques. How many Korean girls did you go to bed with? :smiling_imp: :smiley: :wink:

I thought many Korean girls have rather big roundish eyes?!?! :sunglasses:

It’s weird 'coz all the male teachers teaching in Korea always voiced that Korean girls are the most beautiful in the world ( :stuck_out_tongue: sooo opinionated!) and those who teach in Taiwan say Taiwanese girls are better looking…Maybe it’s just a DIFFERENT taste.

Anyways, I am not interested in girls’ beauty…As for guys, I think Hawaiian guys are also very hooot! Very macho…

I thought many Korean girls have rather big roundish eyes?!?! 8-)[/quote]
korean girls traditionally have thin eyes. hmm… i heard that many of them these days have eye surgery to get larger/rounder eyes.