Get Your Pirate Name here ya mateys! Arrggggghhhhh…
I be known as Iron John Kidd
disclaimer:no parrots were harmed in this offering.
Black Jack Cash
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas,
you can be pessimistic at times. You’re musical, and you’ve got a
certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Davy Cash
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!
Captain Tom Rackham.
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr
Bloody Ethel Vane
Something’s not right. Is it talk like a pirate day yet?
Capitan Roger Rackham (my son), and I’m Mad Mary Flint
MAd John Flint
Red John Flint
- and the Flints have it…
Black Morty Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.
Black Ethel Rackham
sounds nasty 
Dread Pirate Kidd
Dread Pirate Vane Richardm must be my cousin
Me thinks the programmer is a reader of Ender’s Game with all these Rackham names.
Iron Sam Kidd:
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Well apart from the ‘Arr’ that seems jolly spiffing, what!
I got Bloody Sam Kidd…
lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! 
Dread Pirate Read
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
Bloody Tom Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
The Flints arr a nose ahead…
I’m dirty Davy Kidd
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
And I thought it was the chou do fu
Dread Pirate Vane
Elegua must be my evil twin.
Captain William Flint
add another flint to the pile
Iron Mary Kidd. Arrrgh!
