It only happens once a day, and that day is today people!
Make your boss walk the plank while you still can!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!
Pirates don’t need holidays!
Unlike the effeminate sissypants Ninjas! :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry:
I can see the job ads now: ‘Small buxiban in banqiao seeks part time kindergarten teacher. Must be patient and enjoy loving kids. Pirates preferred- please send photos’
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!
Pirates don’t need holidays!
Unlike the effeminate sissypants Ninjas! :raspberry: :raspberry: :raspberry:[/quote]
Aye, matey!! Them be sissypants.
Avast!! What happens when Pirates and Ninja’s meet? For an answer: See this short. Aaaaargh!
video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=e … 70&cache=1
I especially like the bit where he tells a woman on the street he’s there for her…booty… 
Shiver me timbers, me hearties! I missed it!!
Arrrrrhh!
Well don’t miss it again this year, my lad. Today’s the big day, my hearties.
p.s. There are two other threads about this:
International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrrrrr!
Talk like a pirate day
Merger time, I think.
H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, Arrrrgh! Whares mi blasted peg?
Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ rum! Now where be me grog, ye landlubbers?
Ya horn swogglin’ scurvy cur!
I want to sing and dance!
Ten billion blistering barnacles!!
Oh, sorry, that’s from Tin-Tin. He was no pirate. 
Yo ho hum. I prefer Thor-speak (Marvel Comics).
Well blow me. (Down, that is.)
So, is this having any effect on global warming?
Warm the cockles of me 'eart
Is it historical pirate or modern pirate because most pirating these days is in the Malacca Straits by Indonesians. And they have more of bahasa accent…
I can’t believe this came around already. Its a regular institution I tell ya.
Philippines has pirates too right?
Geev us orl yourrrrrr maaaaaaaaney. OK di ba? 
Prepare t’ be keelhauled, ye scurvy sea dogs!
Crap, I always miss this.
Anyway, now that we’re well past I thought I’d share this with yall (don’t think this will materially hijack this thread now). Fred Phelps is unfortunately probably the most famous Kansan in the world. That bites.
Quentin, you should be proud of your fellow Arkansans.
Walk the plank Fred, ya scurvy seadog!
So now we know the Phelps family’s secret weakness!
(Pirates : Phelps = Kryptonite : Superman)
I hope you land lubbers are speaking in the correct idiom today.