Ask a canadian guy anything

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Ask away.

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Where can I get a two-four of Blue, eh?

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Is that labatt beer? I don’t know if they have that in Taiwan, but if so, check your local store that sells alchohal or ask for one ar a bar or night club.

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Dear Canadian Expert Guy,

  1. What’s the most exciting thing between Moose Jaw and Medicine Hat?
  2. Can a mango tree produce in the almost tropical conditions of Vancouver?
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Dear ex-Can:

As one of ten thousand Canadians living in Taiwan what can I do to distinguish myself from the other 9,999? I’d rather not be pigeonholed.

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Good questions.

Zender:

  1. I’ll have to get back to you on that so I can do my research.
  2. We have palm trees here genetically made to withstand the cold conditions. We do have rainbow mangoes that are grown and sold in the openly gay districts. (jk)

Mucha man:

  1. Build an igloo in Taipei and live in it.
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What’s the best place to live in Canada?

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Why does the CBC produce such shite?

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What is maple syrup?

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John: British Columbia. It is called “the best place on earth” by the provincial government.

ChewDawg: cbc produces shiite muslims ;D (trololol) because Canada promotes multiculturalism.

Steviebike: Some Trees got bugged by bees making nests in their braches, so they decided to rebel against them and make their own sugar :wink:

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Q : how do we know Canada is not part of the USA ?

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Tommy525: Didn’t you see South Park the movie? They hate us and blame us for everything. Noo doot aboot it, eh

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Nah we just look at ya funny like, Canada? What state is that ?

But CAnadians generally seem to hate to be identified with the USA tho.

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I heard you guys have Braille on your banknotes, are bilingual and allow same sex marriages. Does that mean that Canada is the only place in the world in which two blind French lesbians can get married and pay for it in cash?

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Through a chinese eyes, Canada is a renegade province during the North American civil war of 1812 that failed to retake the British Colonies of the American regime.

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Superking: Yes

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Can I legally trap beaver?

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Aww, come on! That was a wicked funny joke. :discodance:

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My gf always lets me trap hers with my maple tree

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“Aww, come on! That was a wicked funny.”