DA CUBSSSSSS BABY!!!
White sox are gonna lose to Tampa anyway…suckers.
[quote=“housecat”]How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?[/quote] Who’s Albert?
[quote]Why have I waited until the first week of school to get the flu?[/quote] Who gets the flu in the summer?
[quote]Why are men so stupid?[/quote]Little head thinks for the big, duh…
[quote]Are skinny blond women who act very stupid and are very “easy” really like that, or are they really intelligent but emotionally desperate?[/quote]I’m a 160 lb black woman. That’s like asking Pamela Anderson about E=MC2.
[quote]Why does my non-drowsey cold formula still make me very sleepy?[/quote] It’s the antihistimen
[quote]Why am I so ambivilant about my chosen carrear? [/quote] Who wants to teach other people’s bad ass children for life, and call that a career?
[quote]Why, oh why, OH WHY can’t I feel at home in my own country?[/quote] Become a Republican and then you will
[quote]Why am I constantly, but ALWAYS so restless?[/quote] S-E-X will settle you down. 
[quote=“Namahottie”][quote=“housecat”]How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?[/quote] Who’s Albert?
[quote]Why have I waited until the first week of school to get the flu?[/quote] Who gets the flu in the summer?
[quote]Why are men so stupid?[/quote]Little head thinks for the big, duh…
[quote]Are skinny blond women who act very stupid and are very “easy” really like that, or are they really intelligent but emotionally desperate?[/quote]I’m a 160 lb black woman. That’s like asking Pamela Anderson about E=MC2.
[quote]Why does my non-drowsey cold formula still make me very sleepy?[/quote] It’s the antihistimen
[quote]Why am I so ambivilant about my chosen carrear? [/quote] Who wants to teach other people’s bad ass children for life, and call that a career?
[quote]Why, oh why, OH WHY can’t I feel at home in my own country?[/quote] Become a Republican and then you will
Oh wize, wize Nama! Hottie!
Its true these are the BEST answers EVER! Fire Urudacos (sp?), Auntie Iris, Big Fluffy Matthew, the Chief and all the other pretenders right now.
Nama I think you ned to move back to the right time zone though
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]Its true these are the BEST answers EVER! Fire Urudacos (sp?), Auntie Iris, Big Fluffy Matthew, the Chief and all the other pretenders right now.
Nama I think you ned to move back to the right time zone though
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- All comments/praise/adulation should be put in the form of a question
2)Find me a job editing documentaries or film or commercials or whatever that involves video/film (except porn 
) and I’ll be back…
Why do fools fall in love?
Did Adam have a navel?
What’s up?
Why does he ask the same stupid questions in every Ask… thread??
And isn’t becoming Baptist after being raised Catholic sort of like visiting the batting cage after playing in the World Series?
Why did I let you convince me into reading “A Million Little Pieces”? And why did I buy those heart-shaped baking pans from you?
Why does he ask the same stupid questions in every Ask… thread??[/quote]Because none of the other threads will answer it. I need to know.
Because fools (will) go where Angels fear to tread…
As in a navel orange? No he preferred apples…
The sky, the moon and the stars.
Why does he ask the same stupid questions in every Ask… thread??
And isn’t becoming Baptist after being raised Catholic sort of like visiting the batting cage after playing in the World Series?[/quote]
Oh that’s a good question. It’s more like having real permission to tell unsaved people to go to hell cause you know they are.
Duh, you broke my heart in to a million little pieces, and baking a heart-shaped one would have mended it.
Am I an asshole if threads like this make me wish i had never come to taiwan or “visited” forumosa?
Yes, you are, you’re an asshole. But not for this reason.
You’re an asshole in real life, so it must just cross over really well onto here.
You’re one of those people who you can’t help but notice, because when they leave a bar someone is bound to ask “hey, what’s up with that guy, why’s he so rude?” and someone else will say “ah, that’s ****, nevermind him. he’s always like that. don’t take it personally.”
What’s your excuse? The booze?
Sorry, to poo on this thread. I’m sure some nice mod will clean up after us.
Yes, you are, you’re an asshole. But not for this reason.
You’re an asshole in real life, so it must just cross over really well onto here.
You’re one of those people who you can’t help but notice, because when they leave a bar someone is bound to ask “hey, what’s up with that guy, why’s he so rude?” and someone else will say “ah, that’s ****, nevermind him. he’s always like that. don’t take it personally.”
What’s your excuse? The booze?
Sorry, to poo on this thread. I’m sure some nice mod will clean up after us.[/quote]
Heehehehehe…Some questions can only be answered by wisdom…
Dear Aunty Nama,
I’m confused, is Oprah in or out at the moment?