Ask urodacus!


#1121

[quote=“housecat”]I can’t for the life of me understand why any woman would actually PREFER some pasty white office dude. Oh, yeah, must be the
money
.[/quote]
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

:ponder: Hang, on… You were serious? :astonished:


#1122

do NOT click on the rest of the site, please. very :nsfw:


#1123

ROLROLROLROL.

Urodacus…how did you find me so quickly on line?! I have always enjoyed my annoymity at my safe haven uknakedmen . com but now I feel all my fun has been spoiled!

Hahaha love it.

In all seriousness… well, more serious than me joking about being “a bear”, I still gotta say no to the chaps. I hate those. Maybe like, boots, but no chaps. If a man approached me wearing them I really dont know how I would react. I dont know if I would be inspired favorably.

I have to say tho, the little hat and whatnot could be used tastefully, you know the resurgence of the military fashion is rather eye catching, I feel like its a come-back but its still pretty engaging and fresh. Edgy I think is a good word, brings a whole new approach to sexy into play.

Although, whats scary about this picture is yes, that is actually a person.

What say you Urodacus? How do you feel about the trend in military fashion?

I like this outfit a lot. Would totally wear it.


#1124

[quote=“NomNomTaiwan”]

I like this outfit a lot. Would totally wear it.[/quote]

Which army dresses its female soldiers in such a manner? Perhaps I can ask to be sent there to - write a guidebook or enlist or something.


#1125

In all seriousness…a man wearing that wouldn’t approach you. He’d be approaching jimipresley…

[quote=“NomNomTaiwan”]

I like this outfit a lot. Would totally wear it.[/quote]
I dunno about the outfit, but I’d certainly wear her. :smiley:


#1126

that’s MY answer, damn you!

glad i’m not a rolling stone.


#1127

[quote=“urodacus”]that’s MY answer, damn you!

glad I’m not a rolling stone.[/quote]
Beat you to it! :raspberry:


#1128

Lol you guys make me laugh :laughing: <-- like that. but kinda more like this --> :roflmao: but not quite all over the floor


#1129

Ok, Doc, serious answer please, if you can.
I get up this morning, there are 3 cockroach legs sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor, no other body parts anywhere around, my wife didn’t have anything to do with it.
WTF??


#1130

10-1 it’s your gecko.

Or some other animal that hunts cockroaches and spits out the legs… maybe a rat.

Which is better, Mr Chief: the knowledge that you have cockroaches in the kitchen, or the suspicion that you have rats?


#1131

[quote=“urodacus”]10-1 it’s your gecko.

Or some other animal that hunts cockroaches and spits out the legs… maybe a rat.

Which is better, Mr Chief: the knowledge that you have cockroaches in the kitchen, or the suspicion that you have rats?[/quote]
I’d go for knowledge I had geckos


#1132

[quote=“urodacus”]10-1 it’s your gecko.

Or some other animal that hunts cockroaches and spits out the legs… maybe a rat.

Which is better, Mr Chief: the knowledge that you have cockroaches in the kitchen, or the suspicion that you have rats?[/quote]

Gecko.
This is right by the door where they come in, so buddy’s definitely earning his keep.


#1133

Do you have ants? They eat the meaty bits and often leave behind the wings/legs.


#1134

ants, rats, what’s one little letter between friends?


#1135

The legs are often the best part.


#1136

I’m a thorax man myself.


#1137

Suspicion? WTF? They shit all over the place and suspicion goes right out the door. Even before I saw the bastard I knew there was one lurking about. The only suspicions I had were regarding where the f&*^er came in!


#1138

Can climate change cause earthquakes?


#1139

Just a minute, let me ask Ms Palin.


#1140

:runaway: