Ask urodacus!


#1161

Don’t FUCK with urodacus, dudes. That bloke can give a taxi driver PERFECT directions and can also order all sorts of grim food at Long Shan temple in PERFECT CHINESE!


#1162

:thumbsup: That’s when you know you’ve got it going on.


#1163

There was a time petitioners used to pay the oracle and not expect advice just for the asking - thinking takes energy, too, so maybe some carefully distilled fuel should be provided, no?


#1164

How much paper can I flush down the toilet before it gets clogged (or government sends me a fine)?


#1165

I’d be plumping for no more than two sheets at a go in my own apartment, unless the place was high up in the building and you could get a good flush going. If it blocked up, it’s be on someone else’s floor and not your concern.

If it was not my own house (like, say, McDonalds), I’d be using the whole damn roll.

And yes, Yuli, I’ll take some of that fine Lagavulin off your hands for you. Thanks.


#1166

“Peat-smoke aroma”… a tad different from what we usually use as fuel in Okinawa. :wink:
Don’t forget this tomorrow: yaeyama-tabunka-yuntakukai.info/od.html


#1167

Yup, got me tickets already. I’ll be the one saying “but where’s the oom-pah-pah band?”


#1168

Dear Urodacus,

If you eat yourself, will you become twice as big, or completely disappear?


#1169

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Dear Urodacus,

If you eat yourself, will you become twice as big, or completely disappear?[/quote]
Neither, but you’ll be twice as satisfied. :whistle:


#1170

Dog poop stinks, a lot. A human can smell it from afar, or at least when it is stick to one’s shoe sole. If you hold it closer, the smell is almost unbearable. So, how come a dog, having far superior smelling senses than a human, can withstand those smells, even sticking its sensitive nose into it without passing out?


#1171

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Dear Urodacus,

If you eat yourself, will you become twice as big, or completely disappear?[/quote]
Can you go have sex with yourself?


#1172

[quote=“Dr. McCoy”][quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Dear Urodacus,

If you eat yourself, will you become twice as big, or completely disappear?[/quote]
Can you go have sex with yourself?[/quote]

Are you asking about Urodacas, Matthew, or just in general?


#1173

How come a bacon, egg, and cheese, light ketchup, salt and pepper on a roll always seems to be the best damned meal man ever made?

Would you recommend me drink the water in Taipei out of the sink/faucet if I’m coming from New York (in your scientific opinion, not like knee-jerk “DONT DRINK THE WATER!!!” travel guides)?

I hate seaweed. It makes me gag and choke. I can’t stomach the smell. Again- I LITERALLY gag and choke.
Yet half the world seems to be in love with this salt-water garden weed.
Why do I have such a reaction and how can I make it go away so that I might be able to enjoy it and the cuisine involving it?

Thank you!


#1174

It’s not a knee-jerk reaction, more like a squirty poo reaction. At least it used to be, and generally still is on the rest of the island.


#1175

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Dear Urodacus,

If you eat yourself, will you become twice as big, or completely disappear?[/quote]

I think you’d have to stop halfway (mechanics of eating being a limiting factor here), so you’d remain exactly the same.


#1176

Practice. they’ve been smelling it since day one.

But most dogs still draw the line at Irishstu.


#1177

[quote=“Dr. McCoy”]
Can you go have sex with yourself?[/quote]

Nothing could be finer than having sex with someone you love.


#1178

It’s not a knee-jerk reaction, more like a squirty poo reaction. At least it used to be, and generally still is on the rest of the island.[/quote]
Hmmmm… is it because I’m foreign and not used to it, or because Taiwan doesn’t process (purify, filter, etc) the water?


#1179

It’s not a knee-jerk reaction, more like a squirty poo reaction. At least it used to be, and generally still is on the rest of the island.[/quote]
Hmmmm… is it because I’m foreign and not used to it, or because Taiwan doesn’t process (purify, filter, etc) the water?[/quote]
I’ve never been able to get a straight answer to that question. The government says the water is okay. But I don’t drink it.


#1180

It’s not a knee-jerk reaction, more like a squirty poo reaction. At least it used to be, and generally still is on the rest of the island.[/quote]
Hmmmm… is it because I’m foreign and not used to it, or because Taiwan doesn’t process (purify, filter, etc) the water?[/quote]
I’ve never been able to get a straight answer to that question. The government says the water is okay. But I don’t drink it.[/quote]
Hmmm…

Everyone told me to brush my teeth with bottled water in Peru.
My bold ass decided Screw that..
Big f*cking mistake.

I just want to know if something like swallowing pills with tap water will rot my stomach or not.