Attack of the Pod People?

I’ve got an old scratched speckled stained ugly Archos Jukebox from 2000 with 20 GB HDD. I used it when eveybody still carried CD-players and people looked at me always strangely when I used it on the train back home. They always wanted to find out where to put the cassette in or stuff.

Only when apple introduced its stupid white gay Popper thing everybody uses HDD MP3s. Oh and how they sit there in trains, masturbating with their fingers along the shiny white cabinet, I hate to hear the glitching noises that makes.

Viva Archos! Be different!