What’s that then? I can just picture it, probably with Michael Palin and John Cleese…
JC: "I say, my good man, that thing over there, what’s that supposed to be then, eh?
MP: “Ah, that, sir, is a Koala, all the way from the land down under. Very sweet and good-natured they are too, sir.”
JC: “Well it doesn’t look like a koala to me. It looks fake!”
MP: “Well I can assure you, its the genuine article. Just look at the way its tearing into that sheep carcass! See how it uses its well-developed claws to gouge out the choicest morsels! That’s typical koala behavior that is, sir.”
JC: “Koalas don’t eat SHEEP, for heaven’s sake man! They sit in trees, eat leaves and get run over by cars. What you’ve got there is a masquerading koala, or should I say, its a Kodiak brown bear wearing a false nose and stupid fake tufty ears – to wit: a fake koala…”
and so on and so forth, ending with MP soldiering manfully on with his koala explanation, as the bear begins devouring him –
JC: “Well, now he’s torn your leg off at the thigh. I never heard of a Koala doing that.”
MP: Urggh! Aagh! No, no, sir, he’s just playing! They can be very playful creatures when they’re in the mood…"
Sorry, I badly need a life.