Bad air days

As we approach the dusk of the third bad air day in a row I wonder if it isn’t time to enquire into whether or not there might be some mechanism we could use to simply suggest that people refrain from starting up their gas guzzling smog belchers if that is at all a possibility for them considering the realities of their present day existence. I suspect that about half of the people in the city would cooperate whole heartedly with such a suggestion. The other half would not know a fresh breeze if it blew down the crack of their ass and tickled their nuts. These same people might not be expected to understand that air pollution increses the level of free radicals circulating throughout the body therby causing cancer, premature aging and a host of other problems. Ignorance however is no excuse.