He may have been hiding the real reason for the breakup.
Cross-post:
Poor bear. It’s probably equivalent to a human finding a wormhole into another galaxy stuck on a pole in the forest.
This bear took it like a champ, in the end
This is the kind of bear I like to hunt!
All you need is a miniature trident.
That’s called a “fork” these days.
Turkish Brown bear immobilized by consuming too much rhododendron honey that contained grayanotoxins
As this is the internet, i’d like to take the obligatory chance to proclaim…
INCORRECT!!!
Trident’s have three prongs, forks have four.
Please dwell in your inferiority whilst I wander about extremely smug due to humbling your intelligence for once and for all, oh goody!
fork you.
You’d think a fork would have 2