Do it as much as you physically can…then do it some more.
Do it in every way you can think of and then try more ways.
Use lotions, ointments, kitchen utensils, gadgets, gee-gaws and anything within reach or crawl. Keep extra batteries and extension cords for hitting it. (Avoid using animals - trust me on this)
Keep yours eyes open and look for interesting ideas.
Hit it when you’re walking through the house. Hit it in every room of the house.
Hit all parts of it.
Hit it slowly…languorously.
Hit it quickly and move on.
Talk to it when you hit it. Smile at it.
Hit it at times not usually associated with hitting it.
Keep clean towels and lubricant within easy reach.
Use food and food products to hit it. Make tasty treats to enjoy while hitting it. Feed each other and keep hitting it.
You will not wear it out.
Eat good nourishment and keep hitting it.
Because, some day it will end. And the memories of hitting it will be all you will have.