Best Advice , Worst Advice?

What is the Best & the Worst Advice you have received about living in Taiwan ?

Here are a few to start :

Best: “Everything is posssible & everything is difficult”
Worst: “We can trust them”

Best : Chilli Hot Pot : “try it you’ll like it”
Worst: Sea Slugs " try it you’ll like it"

Best: “See everything .pretend to see nothing”
Worst “Driving up the middle gives you more room to swerve”

Relationships: Havent received much actually
Best: “Be careful who you give your business card to particularly when you are drunk”
Worst : " Girve herrr yerr bushinesss card…hick"