whitehousewest.com/ has a short campaign ad that pretty much captures the flavor of the Crawford ranch.
I think Band-Aid should make a commercial and tell the world that Band-Aids are good enough to cover purple heart wounds of the type inflicted upon John “Rambo” Kerry.
“I am stuck on Band-Aids, cuz Band-Aid stuck on me!”
Maybe they could enlist John “Rambo” Kerry to do the commercial. He likes carrying around his camera. Heck, maybe John “Rambo” Kerry would even agree to re-enact the circumstances in which he received his famous purple heart injury that was treated with a Band-Aid.
That would be a great commercial… for Band-Aid… maybe not so great for John “Rambo” Kerry…
Tigerman: Or perhaps the Bushies could do a 1-900 number ad that could help capture the sleazy feel of much of their campaign.
Oooh, you’d call, right?
Seriously, the Bush campaign has not been part of the SBVFT allegations, and in fact, the Bush campaign has stated that it would not make an issue of John “Rambo” Kerry’s military service and has attempted to distance itself from the SBVFT.
So, you’re wrong again. 
Tigerman, tigerman, tigerman… I didn’t even mention the Smearboaters in my post. How could I be wrong?? There are plenty of other reasons to think the other Republicans have been sleazy in their campaigning.
I think it’s great your pointing out that the Bushies don’t want to touch the Smearboaters with a 10-foot pole… even they know how badly this is going to backfire.
Whatever.
You like that Band-Aid advertisement idea, don’t you?
Tigerman, perhaps Depends could run an ad using George W. Bush in which he expresses how much he wished he had a pair to wear whenever he heard the words “Vietnam” or “MPs” mentioned in his presence during his Air National Guard absentee years.
Bush: "You know, Depends have been around for a long time. But when I first heard that there was going to be a draft, I could have used them. Then my daddy got me ahead of everyone else in line to join the national guard, but when I failed the piloting test, I could have used them again. But then daddy pulled some strings…etc. When I heard that I lost Florida, after all the hard work daddy and his friends did getting them to work with Jeb and Kate, I was glad to have them. And then 10 months later, when the brown stuff hit the fan, I had my Depends (among other things) to shield me from the mess. And now that my approval rates are dropping faster than a suicidal ton of bricks, I’ll need them more now than ever. Will I get reelected?
Well, that Depends."
Go Johnny Go, Go, Go…
I love the part of the whitehousewest.com/ ad in which Bush (played by Wil Ferrell) starts playing air guitar to “loosen up” a bit.
“I’m George Bush and I approve of this ad… in fact, I think it’s AWESOME!”
Man, you guys could show these Taiwan election campaign mudslingers a thing or two!
I am wondering whether it is going to backfire for the Republican Party that their best arguments against Kerry revolve around his lack of action against Bush.
Our president is humble and loveable.