Bestiality In Britain

It seems that in Britain, bestiality has been given the Royal seal of approval with the church-sanctioned mar(e)riage of man and horse. I was astonished to learn that a prominent member of the upper crust lineage is to take a rare breed of rather ungainly horse, the Backenduver (known by its Latin name as the camillanus parkerum bowlesensis) to be his wife.

Correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that this sort of thing was illegal in most developed societies and I am outraged that this civil - civil? there’s nothing civil or decent about it! - union is going to be blessed by the Archbishop of Canterbury in person. Ugh!

Shocked, horrified and disgusted with what these royal toffs can get away with. No wonder they like to own farms.

In a republic of the people, bestiality such as this would not be tolerated and the perpetrators of such acts would be locked in the Tower or thrown to the dogs. But they might like that.

OUTRAGED!

BroonTunbridgeWells

You’re mean. :laughing:

I always thought she was a right old cow. Better swat up on my farmyard animal recognition skills.

Either way it’s about time she got sent to the knacker’s yard.

Mod, please flounder this heap of crap.

dear broonale,

stop reading the tabloids. good god.

and teste, get off your high horse already

Why do you idiot Brits give such a shit about that bunch of inbreds you call the Royals?

Oh yeah, in America we have the Kennedys and Hollywood to gossip about, it’s the same thing. People are stupid. People are gossipping old hens. If I were king I’d make a law that anyone who reads or pays attention to tabloid celebrity gossip should be stripped of the right to vote.

:astonished:

:bravo:

It is satire. You had a look in here because you read the snappy thread title, right? That makes you a hypocrit. Haha. :raspberry:

BroonAnimal

It is satire. You had a look in here because you read the snappy thread title, right? That makes you a hypocrit. Haha. :raspberry:

BroonAnimal[/quote]

Maybe he was just looking for a date.

It is satire. You had a look in here because you read the snappy thread title, right? That makes you a hypocrit. Haha. :raspberry:

BroonAnimal[/quote]

Maybe he was just looking for a date.[/quote]

:bravo: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

BroonAle

I assume you mean me. I would, but I’m afraid I’d slip off and break my leg - it’s a pretty high horse.

What’s the knacker’s yard anyway? Do I wanna know that? :s

Our perogative and nothing to do with you idiot Americans.

[quote]What’s the knacker’s yard anyway? Do I wanna know that?

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Scrap heap/breakers yard.

What’s the knacker’s yard anyway? Do I wanna know that? :s[/quote]
It’s where used-up old nags go to be made into glue and dogfood.

I don’t know, I think it’s about time he made an honest woman of her. After all, they’ve been a couple for 35 years or so.