Bin Laden in heaven

bin Laden goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates.

St. Peter opens the door and says. ‘You must be joking, I know who you are and you are not coming in here.’

bin Laden replies. ’ I don’t want to come in. There is a bomb in my bag and you all have 2 minutes to get out!’

surely that only works if he DOES come in? ???

leave him outside to blow his self up.

“did you hear about bin laden at the pearly gates?” “no.” “car bomb”

I think he is trapped forever in a burning skyscraper.

Obama should have had him shoulder mounted by the White House taxidermist, and placed in the oval office. :2cents:

This comes to mind

youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Don’t know why.

[quote=“heimuoshu”]This comes to mind

youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Don’t know why.[/quote]
Yeah, he’s probably very disappointed with the virgins right about now. :roflmao:

Just put his head on the wall.

[quote=“bismarck”][quote=“heimuoshu”]This comes to mind

youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Don’t know why.[/quote]
Yeah, he’s probably very disappointed with the virgins right about now. :roflmao:[/quote]
My thoughts exactly. :smiley:

The virgins are thinking, “What the hell did we do wrong?”

:notworthy:

I’m not seeing the image…