The videos got a laugh out of me too 
āIād like to apologise for the behaviour of my passionā lol thatās a phrase that could come in handy sometime
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Ha ha, yea for sure
Just posting to keep the thread alive @twn888 certified Americano ben sheng ren fiction zone brah. go for it
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Iām sorry I missed that thread. Iām in a similar situation too and need advice. So I met this girl online. And sheās trans. As in, you know, transtemporal. I met her on a dating site where you could select the epoch. I clicked on Pleistocene, Mid-Late because the girls back then were fān palaeolicious and also because my mate says theyāre not as snooty and high-maintenance as the agrarianized bitches. Give them a hoe and theyāll be all impressed and grateful and shit. Or so my mate says. I scrolled through the pics and found one I liked. Judging from her message she seemed like a sincere girl with a good personality:
Hey!
Hot genuine ddf dte pre-ag girl hereā¦ iso generous man 4 arrangementā¦ dont mean ikebana heheā¦ love dfk and jfkā¦ gk salads w/dressing maybe. Can give full gfe.
Waiting 4 u. xxx Cindy
ps u must be post-ag and v generous
pps no australian or irish man pleez
Cindy and I got to know one another. She sent me a pic of her legs. They were hairy and bowed. Just the way I like them. She asked me to teleport gifts to her. Beef and chicken and shit that sheād never eaten before. Anyway, after reading the thread, I took one posterās advice about taking our relationship to the next niveau. The poster said that you should share a ādeep, dark secretā with a girl and see whether she reciprocates. So the next time we were sitting side by side on a virtual beach enjoying a virtual sunset (all of this was being transmitted to me via electrodes attached to my shaved Ģ¶bĢ¶aĢ¶lĢ¶lĢ¶sĢ¶ scalp), I turned to her casually and said, āSometimes when I take a shower I make pipi.ā What happened next surprised me, but not in a bad way.
PS does anyone know some good cro-mag/neander/aust-pith/erectus erotic lit that caters to hetero guys? I can find heaps of gay stuff. Like āReared in a Caveā, which on its cover shows a grotto wall upon which a fire castes the silhouettes of two mesomorphs doing it doggy. And then thereās the stuff for middle-aged women with titles like āJust Club Me Alreadyļ¼politically incorrect, but sells like hotcakesā¦ but I canāt find much paleo-porn for straight guys like me. Maybe itās being censored?
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This had me in stitches. 
Post got #lols out of #metoo, but that particular line went right over my headā¦ I must be out of tune with the neolithic revolution, goddammit!
Neanderthalā¦
NOT funny
This type of comment is SO typical of privileged Homo sapiens - implying we Neanders are ābackwardā or āprimitiveā thus justifying oppression and genocide
I have Neanderthal heritage going way back, so Iām allowed to use the N-word. 
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āHomo Sapiens Neanderthalisā. Just because we occasionally drop a ē®ä½ proto symbolic cave painting doesnāt mean that we are not āsapiensā. At the end of the day we are all Homos and speakers of the same Gay-lick tongue anyway.
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I have 50% banana heritage but that doesnt give me the right to mock bananasā¦ but maybe there are some ABCs here who would have that right
Fortunately the biologist Ernst Haeckelās early proposal to call them āHomo stupidusā was not adoptedā¦ imagine what a name like that wouldāve done to the self-esteem of our chunky relatives
It was āweā a minute ago. You are being commendably inconsistent in your reasoning.
Yes but the bananas that they are mocking are not real bananas, they are crab people dressed up as bananas. Everyone knows that.
Of course it does. Mock away!
Well, this is the first time Iāve ever been accused of āreasoning.ā I identify as āhomo fluid.ā I shift between categories. For example, sometimes Iām homo erectus (when im in the mood) and sometimes homo habilis (when Iām doing
some diy handy man stuff around the houseā¦ er, actually those two tend to coincideā¦ speaking of which
Good idea. Fuck you, bananas! Just look how they treated this poor guy:
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But but but, the green ones are all evil, and theyād beat us with sticks just for having this conversationā¦
Thatās totally bananas.
To give the banana its due, it did definitively disprove dat whacky theory of evolution
āPolice in the Northern Territory town checked his home, finding his cowboy hat and a chicken still in the microwave, and immediately called foul play.ā
I almost died laughing watching this:
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Read about it a while back , some suspect it was the gardener along with the pie lady who did it.
One thing she said made me not believe herā¦āthe gardener didnāt even know Paddyā.
They lived across the road from each other in a 12 person town !
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āWhat part of the camel is it? Whereās paddyās body?ā
She doesnāt know
āI said d d d d d d d youāve pressed me buttons now!ā
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