The list below is from the site given at the end. NSFW, but girls might like to take a gander at the site before going to take a bath.
Pushing the Button
Poking the pie
Ringing the bell
Petting the pussy
Paddling the pink canoe
Tapping the tuna
Filling the pink taco
Stirring the honey pot
Fanning the Fur
Slapping the crack
Double-clicking the mouse
Flicking the bean
Gilding the lily
Rubbing one out
Flicking the switch
Working out at the Y
Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the magic lamp
Tickling the bearded clam
Buffing the muffin
Stroking the man in the boat
Adjusting the equalizer
Brushing the carpet
Scratching the patch
Touring the Map of Tasmania
Parting the corned beef curtains
Let your fingers do the walking
Playing solitaire
Beating around the bush
Two-finger typing
Flicking the switch repeatedly
Feeling the funnel
Buttering the beans/snowpeas
Pushing the button (again)
Touching the tigress
Banging the box
Juicing the fig
Checking the oil
Whipping the cream
Virginās Release
Hitchhiking South
Pouring sugar in the Furry teacup
Feeding the bearded clam
Choking the chicken
Tickling the beaver
[quote=āthe chiefā]Well, 9 minutes on the clock.
No sense starting a new case.
Guess Iāll just sit here and polish the pandaā¦[/quote]
Why do you call it a panda? Because it never sees any action in captivity? Because it has black rings around it? Because Sichuanese poachers want to catch it in traps and rip the skin off? Because its wild range has been vastly reduced by Chinese economic development? Because it cost the Taiwanese government a fortune to borrow? Because Taiwanese children queue up to see see it for 30 seconds? Because there are loads of super-cute videos of it sneezing on youtube?
[quote=āthe chiefā]Well, 9 minutes on the clock.
No sense starting a new case.
Guess Iāll just sit here and polish the pandaā¦[/quote]
Why do you call it a panda? Because it never sees any action in captivity? Because it has black rings around it? Because Sichuanese poachers want to catch it in traps and rip the skin off? Because its wild range has been vastly reduced by Chinese economic development? Because it cost the Taiwanese government a fortune to borrow? Because Taiwanese children queue up to see see it for 30 seconds? Because there are loads of super-cute videos of it sneezing on youtube?[/quote]
Itās big, rarely seen in the wild, and has unexpected potential for savage behaviour.
Subsists on poor quality, frequently unavailable Chinese vegetation? Looks cute but wil rip your throat out if you get near? Territorial and prone to pissing on trees? Of great interest to the WWF? Tastes good in a hotpot?
Okay āthe one eyed snakeā totally totally creeps me out. My hair stands on end, and I think if I dwell on it too long, it gives me the jitters (like now).
Iām surprised we all are still talking about this.
Most real men like their crumpet well sconed. I done heard in plaices like Merika,'n cnADA, youse can traipse ināan; likesay ,scoff it oun doun.
Iām really too innocent to contribute towards this forum.
The term, the term, somehow thinking about dwelling on a slithering reptile freaks me out!