There are going to be some new rules now that there’s a new mod in town:
[ol][li]No splashing the toilet water[/li]
[li]No sex in the champagne room[/li]
[li]1+1=3 (That’s called synergy bitches!)[/li]
[li]Funk500 is the true fist of the north star[/li]
[li]All nappy headed mofos are required to use [Afro Sheen][/li]
[li]NO MORE NUKES!!![/li]
[li]The “Secret”[/li]
[li]Rabbits[/li][/ol]
Following these rules will keep me from bustin’ caps in asses and/or slicing fools in half.
Nothing about frogs, I see. Or about the proper use of nunchucks outside the ‘Dating and Relationships’ forum. There’ll be pandemonium. But that’s what you mainstream ninjas WANT, isn’t it? Hmm?
I am forming my own ninja group. Stealth will NOT be our modus operandii. It is provisionally named the Anarchic Shuriken Stormninjas. Elections for A.S.S.-master to be announced at some point. No sneaky-pee-ers allowed.