# Bowel movement or lack of it **URL:** \ **Category:** Health & Fitness\ **Created:** [October 31, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526 "2003-10-31T01:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TNT](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@TNT](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/TNT)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/1 "2003-10-31T01:47:22Z")
I have not have a dump for a 2 days ( I am a one a day guy, you could synchronize the Atmoic clock to me I’m so regular in that respect) and my farts are peeling the paint off the walls Any ideas??? ---
**Author:** ![Closet\_Queen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@Closet\_Queen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Closet_Queen)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/2 "2003-10-31T01:59:53Z")
Drug stores sell laxative over the counter - overnight pills or suppository. Or eat a good dose of something fibrous, like corn. ---
**Author:** ![Spack](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spack](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Spack)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/3 "2003-10-31T02:41:54Z")
Prunes - lots of 'em. Prune juice does the trick too. Better than going the laxative route. ---
**Author:** ![Chewycorns](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@Chewycorns](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Chewycorns)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/4 "2003-10-31T02:41:54Z")
2-3 a day is normal…eat lots of vegetables, fruits, and bran…you’ll be back to normal soon. ---
**Author:** ![Bassman](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Bassman](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Bassman)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/5 "2003-10-31T03:50:59Z")
There are “special” plums that you can buy. 2 hours later you’ll be running (screaming) to the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![KenTaiwan98](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/kentaiwan98/32/155943_2.png) [@KenTaiwan98](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/KenTaiwan98)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/6 "2003-10-31T14:54:48Z")
i think a quick trip to the doctor may be in order. you may have a bacteria of some sort that you picked up recently. I had it a while. Kenneth ---
**Author:** ![Tomas](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@Tomas](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Tomas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/7 "2003-10-31T17:24:03Z")
A friend recently announced to me that she and her friends have discovered a clinic in Taipei that provides colonics for NT$150. Funniest damned thing I’ve heard in a long time. Bunch of young, sexy shaojies shooting water up their asses in an effort to clean out the toxins. Perhaps a roto-rooter job will help, though you’ll probably make a poofing sound when you walk away from the clinic 😆 . Also had a good laugh about the paint-peeling farts you wrote about. That must have been you on the MRT the other day who cleared out an entire car 😆 . Seriously though, I agree with KenTaiwan. Go see the doc. You’ve probably got some sort of bug. ---
**Author:** ![Spack](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spack](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Spack)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/8 "2003-11-01T00:59:57Z")
So what happened? Did it end with a bang or a whimper? ---
**Author:** ![TNT](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@TNT](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/TNT)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/9 "2003-11-04T08:22:43Z")
it ended by waking up with a hangover and having the longest and most solid dump in the world. I felt 10 kgs lighter after it… can’t say the toilet was the most accomdating though… damn thing !!! had to break it up to get it to go under the U turn ---
**Author:** ![Spack](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spack](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Spack)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/10 "2003-11-04T15:06:21Z")
thank you for sharing …and so much information, too 😆 I think we need a ‘steaming poop’ smiley. ---
**Author:** ![Closet\_Queen](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@Closet\_Queen](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Closet_Queen)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/11 "2003-11-04T15:59:57Z")
> [@TNT](#): > > it ended by waking up with a hangover and having the longest and most solid dump in the world. I felt 10 kgs lighter after it… can’t say the toilet was the most accomdating though… damn thing !!! had to break it up to get it to go under the U turn :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: EEEEEW Hey, ain’t you heard about Grice’s maxim of quantity? [quote] ---
**Author:** ![QAM](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/qam/32/175055_2.png) [@QAM](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/QAM)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/12 "2003-11-04T17:41:21Z")
I suggest modest amounts of prune juice with your Grape Nuts. See how your body reacts to that. For lunch you can have Kaopectate and Pepto Bismol. ---
**Author:** ![Juba](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Juba](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Juba)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/bowel-movement-or-lack-of-it/6526/13 "2003-11-15T14:10:46Z")
> [@Chewycorns](#): > > 2-3 a day is normal… Is that dumps or farts? Anyway - [All-Bran](http://www.all-bran.co.uk/) works wonders - I bought out Florida Bakery’s entire stock of 3 packets. Maybe they have restocked by now.