So, it’s like 230 am.
I get up, spend 20 seconds urinating, then I go to the fridge and spend 20 seconds drinking water.
Then I go back to bed.
What the fuck was the point in that?
I have these questions about so many areas of life. WHY do I have to wash my hair? What is in my head that squooshes out the pores and makes my hair dirty? And why is it my problem anyway?
I just hope you didn’t drink more than you peed. That could be the key, I think.
Yeah, I noticed the same thing a while ago, so I hooked up my toilet to the faucet to save water. 
[quote=“the chief”]So, it’s like 230 am.
I get up, spend 20 seconds urinating, then I go to the fridge and spend 20 seconds drinking water.
Then I go back to bed.
What the fuck was the point in that?[/quote]
Think of it like a timing difference in accounting. The net effect is zero but there are impact while writing up and writing down the liabilties/assets.
Ah! But don’t forget the sleazy sweat factor that silently erodes your capital. You should have supped for twenty two seconds in order to reach a balance.
HG
You drink water?
I would never have thought that about you. Amazing.
I often think about this while eating sandwiches during longer trips to the bathroom.