Brum chooses a Stoke lass because Brummies are too ugly

Discussion Open Forum
1

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl … 700777.stm

[quote]Beauty contest officials chose a model from Stoke-on-Trent to represent Birmingham because they could not find anyone pretty enough from the city.
…
A spokesman for Miss Great Britain said: "We were desperately looking for a Miss GB entrant from Birmingham but in truth, there was no-one suitable who entered.[/quote]
Are Brummies’ knees too pointy or something ?

After all that a Scots lass won, no surprise there.

2

I was just thinking about this really fit girl in college who was from Birmingham, but then I realised she was actually from Walsall and just went to school in Birmingham. :astonished: Maybe there really are no Brummie lookers?

3

I suppose you’re all too young to remember Miss Diane then.
Oops, no, wait. She had a face like a well-slapped arse as well.