I read this in a comment column on the current election news. Pretty funny.
" " The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now being planned.
The Library will contain these carefully planned sites:
The Hurricane Katrina Room (still under construction).
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you temporarily lose memory.
The Texas Air National Guard Room (you don’t have to show up).
The Walter Reed Hospital Room (they don’t let you in).
The Guantanamo Bay Room (they don’t let you out).
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one can find).
The National Debt room (enormous and no ceiling).
The Tax Cut Room (special entry only to wealthy members).
The Economy Room (near the toilet).
The Iraq War Room (after the first tour, you must
go back for a second, third, and sometimes fourth tour).
The Dick Cheney Room (in an hidden location, but complete
with shotgun gallery).
The Environmental Conservation Room (totally empty).
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men’s Room (meet well known Republican Senators).
The Decider Room complete with dartboard, magic 8-ball, Ouijaboard, and videogames.
The museum also has an electron microscope to help locate the President’s accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -$1,000 or 3 Euros " "