An ancient Taoist practice that will change your life.
âThe butthole absorbs creative energy from the sunâ.
Says it all, really. Wow.
Construction workers have practised this secret ritual for hundreds of yearsâŚ
After a week straight of wet gray crap in Taipei Iâm open to just about any form of sunlight intake.
The comments on this article are gold
There are plenty of Taoists in Singapore and yet I can confidently tell you I have never seen anyone practicing the âancient Taoist practiceâ or âsunning your buttholeâ for an âenergy surge.â
Maybe thatâs coz we now have Starbucks?
the worst type of people on earth.
I thought that getting on the roof and bathing our butts in sunlight was a standard practice, itâs what led me to buy a house in Yilan for easy roof access. Now I need to reevaluate all decisions in life that brought me here.
I picture you in that pose, attempting to get a read on potential typhoons.
Now I wish I could get that picture out of my head
Itâs actually the other way around; while iâm in that position, people try to gather information about incoming typhoons while talking to my butt.
At the moment thereâs not enough budget for free beer for everybody and we donât believe in positive discrimination, so we cannot treat clowns even if they live or perform in roof tops
Well this takes âshowinâ your assâ to a whole nuther level.
Think about the sun, rising above the horizon, glazing upon us and finding people with their butts spread wide open in its direction. Iâd take a day off if I were the sun.
Cows plant their butt in the wind!
I guess we can say goodbye to the expression âwhere the sun never shines.â
This is just ridiculous!
Everybody knows the Downward Dog pose is much more efficient for sunlight energy intake!
I think they might have taken âinner enlightenmentâ a bit too literally.
So âstick it where the sun donât shineâ has been rendered meaningless? That sucks.