Calling Derek1978 to the HH, calling Derek

[quote=“TPFKAT”][quote=“TomHill”]
Im sorry, that wasn’t a joke. I may get the comment ‘funk bunfags 500’ removed by a moderator.[/quote]
But why would you be so careless with the rules and risk losing your membership in this online community? I’m still rather confused about how one should behave here. [color=red]Maybe I should just observe for a while[/color] until things become clearer.[/quote]

Bingo.

(I wouldn’t get banned, I would simply awake tomorrow to find my comment had been deleted.)

Who’s coming with Bradford? Or was it from Bradford?

Omigawd, there really is a place named Bradford?

914 will be there at 914 on 914 914 times.

Is it HH time yet? :s

[quote=“TPFKAT”][quote=“TomHill”]
Im sorry, that wasn’t a joke. I may get the comment ‘funk bunfags 500’ removed by a moderator.[/quote]
But why would you be so careless with the rules and risk losing your membership in this online community? I’m still rather confused about how one should behave here. Maybe I should just observe for a while until things become clearer.[/quote]

Tpkkat,

you’re thinking too much. Unless you’re in the IP forum, don’t call anyone a fuckhead and you’ll be alright. And even there it’s not nice.

Come to the HH; wear the bloody nametag (we’ve all done it) and when you see some name you recognize just say, “I loved tha thing you wrote in that post of your I read.” and then cooly walk away.

And never, despite how much they beg, never rubs sandman’s head or the chief’s thigh. They will follow you forever like dogs if you do. If you see maoman, DO beg to be a moderator. He loves that.

You rang? (sorry for the delay…I was busy fixing nitch for a bunch of whiney nit pickers)

May I come incognito? If this is an ambush, I would prefer to keep my identity top secret. Why do I smell an ambush? hmmmmmmm :saywhat:

Im warning you…I have connections to the Taiwanese mafia and I know where some of you live…kind of. :smiling_imp:

I would love to come. But if I hear one person bitch to me about my spelling you’re going to get doused with whatever drink I’m holding at the moment. And if you bypass your ONE alloted duck wise crack…you’re going to get a swift kick up the…

Now…on to the questions about this happy hour thingy you all frequent

#1: May I or should I bring the soon to be Mrs? (I’m thinking not, lest she be scared away or stolen from me)

#2: I have just met two lovely beautiful new twin sisters from Honduras (19). They are new to Taiwan (only 2 weeks old here) They have not gotten out much and want to meet some people and make some connections. My intent is NOT to bring them to the butchers to have them on display at the local meat market, but rather to introduce them to some mighty nice folks who can befriend them and show them around. Would you like me to invite / bring them? They are also looking to teach spanish (for money) if any of you can help them out, it would be kind of you to do so.

#3: I am not much of a drinker…I love pizza, but I am a light weight when it comes to drinking…so don’t raz me, k? :raspberry:

#4: If I do get into a drunken state…and I happen to end up someplace other than my own home with someone other than my GF… I am blaming you all! :smiling_imp:

Having said all that…

Where is this happy hour…when is it…and what is the best way to get there…I will be using a Taxi to get home so no worries there.

Looking forward to meeting all of you twisted people. :smiley:

Alleycats! Lishui jie, more near the XinYi Road end. Sort of near YongKang Jie which is pretty well known.

Check out this thread for details: [Forumosa Happy Hour at Alleycat's - Thursday Sept 14 at 8:00

Of course bring your fiancee – she needs to be told the shocking truth. The more the merrier. But beautiful 19-year-old Latin American twins? Nah – I can’t imagine anyone would be particularly interested in them. Really, I’m happily married and girls don’t really interest most of the other posters here.

Of COURSE bring 'em! I bet they’ll enjoy themselves. I know several Forumosans are fluent in Spanish.

[quote=“sandman”]Of course bring your fiancee – she needs to be told the shocking truth. The more the merrier. But beautiful 19-year-old Latin American twins? Nah – I can’t imagine anyone would be particularly interested in them. Really, I’m happily married and girls don’t really interest most of the other posters here.

Of COURSE bring 'em! I bet they’ll enjoy themselves. I know several Forumosans are fluent in Spanish.[/quote]
good gawd. I hope Alan has got the Marquee booked with the intention of setting it up on the street, with a big screen of course.

Mentioning 19 year old Honduran twins is like

Alrighty then…I just called the twins…its all set, they will be coming. The GF has piano class that night (I forgot) until 9:30…so, she may join us later - but don’t count on it, its iffy.

So…I would like to revise my original post to say…

If I do get into a drunken state and I end up going someplace other than my own home with someone other than my own GF, with the exception of one or both of the twins…I am going to blame you all! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

I am joking of course…kind of…maybe…hey im not married yet! give a guy a break - this temptation thing is ummmm tempting!

[quote=“Yellow Cartman”]Mentioning 19 year old Honduran twins is like

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huh? I dont get it…

Maaate, if you happen to end up bedding two 19 year old Honduran twins, your cache on this site will go through the roof!

HG

Duran Duran and some Honduran Twins.

Twins, Basil.

And, whatever you do, when you’re there, make sure and gibber incessantly and constantly over-explain yourself exactly like you’re doing now…everyone loves that…you’ll have more New Best Friends than you can count…

A Forumosan, “anicahsu”, recently mentioned she wanted to learn Spanish. There may be others. This sounds like a good opportunity to set some students up with teachers!

Twins, eh? My very first date was a double date – me, my best friend and a pair of French-Mexican twins. They were hot! :howyoudoin:

just to put things into perspective…i have no intentions on cheating on my GF. The twins are new friends of mine and that is it. I love my GF a lot, hence the marraige plans…all this talk of other silliness is just that, playful fun. So please…those of you that are taking my comments way too serious…calm down. (You know who you are)

How this perspective will SOO change once youve met most of us! :laughing:

If you think any of us are ever serious, you’re sadly mistaken.

I’m glad I started this thread now. Derek1978’s going, Tpfkat’s going. I’m laughing now, at how subdued it will all seem to them once they are there. I can imagine them walking down the alleycats stairs thinking, “Oh my god, what is it gonna be like?” And then ten seconds later realizing… “It’s just some people eating pizza!” And then tash will recruit them to Los Vaselinos…

However: Truant is a rotten apple, thats true, and he will lead you down the path of much destruction. Come to think of it, Roach and theChief are usually at the end of that path! Then there’s Edgar Allen, but he’s not going. He married dwarf triplets, twice! And I have never left Tycoons company without someone being sick. Highway Star made my wife sick. But it was Chirstmas day. And you’ll never meet Loretta.

Of course, I won’t be there.

Why is that? You see, I’m a little apprehensive myself. Maybe we can go together?[/quote]
Nama would prefer if you came together. Erm. If you catch my drift. How did Lord Lucan just take over my computer? Er, yes. More tea, Vicar?[/quote]

It should have been I never come to a HH. Damn it, my students haven’t gotten around to learning prepositions yet, so I’m a bit rusty. :blush: