Very wise… 
The version I know is - it’s the man’s place to make the big decisions, and the woman’s place to make the little decisions. The woman decides which decisions are big and which are little 
If you put a screen in the window to keep out the bugs, maybe she’ll leave the window open. 
My missus opens all windows when it’s hot and closes them when it’s clod. Apart from the one in the kitchen, which stays open. That, however, is because of the kerosene heaters.
My wife believes that the air conditioning makes us grow old. I don’t think she accepts that the revolutions we make around the Sun play a part in our aging.
Well, technically, merely revolving around the sun doesn’t make us grow older either. What causes wind? All the bloody trees moving their branches about 
It’s that pesky fourth dimension you’ve got to watch…
Airconditioning does, however, dry out your skin, and makes you look older, which is of course of vital importance. Better to be old and cool though 
Do you think our significant others would be pissed at us if they found this thread about them. 
Must start thinking of excuses…hmmm… 
If your wife is smarter than you are, or has more common sense than you do, it would be a good idea to listen to her.
If she isn’t smarter than you, the love you have for her should outweigh your need to be right. Give on the little things. They don’t really matter as much as the relationship, long-term.
Lastly, what are you guys doing discussing things that should be between you and your wives here online? Talk to her, not us.
It’s interesting how old wives’ tales become the zeitgist here, like air cons make you grow old. I was told the other day that if a man does not want to go bald, he should shower and bathe with cold water, only always. Hot water, you see, causes baldness among Taiwanese men. And people actually believe this.
Hate to think what bathing in cold water would cause for a man…especially in the winter! Just watch those babies run and hide!
CK
i’ve learned to accept that men can never understand women. we are much more emotionally complex. my acceptance has led away from disappointment after disappointment. i just say to myself “oh he’s a guy”…lucky you guys…the perfect excuse…you’re off the hook! 
Translation: women are more easily irritable, unpredictable, prone to drama
Translation: women are more easily irritable, unpredictable, prone to drama [/quote]
You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME???!!!
Maybe we can start a dictionary. Here’s my first entry:
While resting in a comfortable hotel this weekend in Keelung, I awaken to the news that I missed a glorious sunrise. What Perfect Partner is actually saying is that my snoring woke her up. Nice huh?
Get the idea?
Let’s share other such “entendres” we’ve experienced.