She fluffs the flapjacks is all.
Oh I don’t think so. And that flag neglected Mexico, number 52.
I don’t think they want Mexico. Too many criminal gangs to deal with.
I think they could use it as a new sweatshop for multinational US companies to make cheap shirts etc…
Nah, they are OK. The criminals pass through. The cartel boys can be remodeled into customer service reps.
Strange that “a Taiwanese” would take this stance, given the whole Gina thing. Australians know what’s up
you do know it’s satirical yes
Not gonna say I called it but…
…it was just a joke! or was it…
Canada coming home is in the Articles of Confederation. 
There’s room for you here our Brethren.
It would be like Alberta. 
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Wasn’t Trump’s comment also “satirical?”
Actually I have a solution! Canada could become Australia’s 11th territory!
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Not even a state, a territory haha. That’s bold
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Under Australia, Canada might finally learn how to punch above its weight instead of riding on borrowed prestige and lumber exports.
Also… can’t have them voting in any dictators…
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How about a triumvirate coalition? Capital in Honolulu. Who could stand against us?
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Perfect! Australia gets to teach them what a real beach looks like.
Canada could just tag along, doing (what they do best) nodding politely while Australia and the U.S. do the heavy lifting.
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@discobot fortune
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Yes
Man, Australia must have a terrible education system. Look up exports for both countries, see which one relies more on natural resources, and check out where lumber is for Canada.
Then, see if you can figure out how to justify Australia being more value added than Canada. Thinking about inventions, musicians/actors/comedians, and other contributions to the world…
I mean, you’re wrong a lot, but here I feel a bit bad for you…
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Australia doesn’t just dig up rocks; we refine them, innovate with them, and lead the global supply chain in essential materials for renewables, electronics, and construction. Canada? You’re shipping logs and oil sands while depending on the U.S. to buy them.
What’s Canada’s big innovation? Selling syrup and apologising faster?
Canada gave us Jim Carrey, sure. But Australia counters gave everyone Hugh Jackman.
Musicians? Canada has Drake…(who steals music) while Australia has AC/DC which created original hits rather than steal others work.
Australia’s Nobel laureates have made contributions that actually change lives. Take Howard Florey, who helped develop penicillin—saving millions of lives worldwide. Or Barry Marshall and Robin Warren, who discovered Helicobacter pylori and revolutionised the treatment of stomach ulcers.
Sure, Canada has also got laureates, but how many of them have made contributions that actually matter?
Lester Pearson’s Nobel Peace Prize for teaching people to smile and apologise is nice and all… but it doesn’t exactly cure diseases etc…
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