Heard via the Ottawa grapevine: Stephen Harper’s wife is leaving him and taking up with a Mountie (apparently of the female persuasion). Anyone hear more about this?
Are you trying to say there are female Mounties?
I wonder who will be doing the mounting in that relationship.
Or, is Mick Jagger back?
I want to know what the heart beside the topic title is for. Please tell me we’re not going to have dancing bears next and make this look like some Taiwanese girl’s blog.
A few dancing bears would be very good, IMO!
I wonder if this has anything to do with marital strife at 24 Sussex Drive?
[quote]A man is in custody after a small fire was lit outside the Prime Minister’s official residence.
Details are sparse, but police said a suspect was seen lighting a “small quantity of flammable liquid” near the gates of 24 Sussex Drive on Saturday night, according to CTV, which reported the incident first.
theglobeandmail.com/news/pol … le1673383/[/quote]
Who ARE these people? Anyone know?
“My wife just left for the West Indies.”
“Jamaica?”
“No, she went of her own accord.”
Mine just went to the Dutch East Indies.
“Jakarta?”
“No, she took a taxi.”
What’s the Situation?
Too many hippie DNA strands floating around in your gene pool up north -I think.
[quote=“GuyInTaiwan”]Mine just went to the Dutch East Indies.
“Jakarta?”
“No, she took a taxi.”[/quote]
I’ve been doing that Jamaica thing for at least 25 years. Now I’ve been one-upped? Gazumped? I’m keeping your quip and one day I’ll raise you. 
Mine’s off to the South Pacific.
Hawaii?
I’m getting through it OK.
According to the apocrypha, this sadness is one of the signs of the apocalypse - just ask fortigurn. Please lord make it stop!!!
We’re here all week.
Try the veal…
We’re here all week.
Try the veal…[/quote]
Now you’re talkin’!!!
sandman: My father has about ten of them, but I can only remember Jamaica and Jakarta. Here are some others (none of which I remember him using):
[quote=“GuyInTaiwan”]sandman: My father has about ten of them, but I can only remember Jamaica and Jakarta. Here are some others (none of which I remember him using):
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1105.html[/quote]
What? But… but… my daddy made the Jamaica one up by himself! He SWORE he did!
I can’t find even a word on this. Is it true? Or has Sandman been fooled again by a huge conspiracy?