Canadian World Domination - an idea whose time has come

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Best website in the history of the niverse:

cwd.ptbcanadian.com/

Welcome to the General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World Domination. Your future tyrants are General Claire and General Jenny. The Generals are Canadians who are taking over the world and re-designing it to suit their aims. We will accomplish this goal by:

* The systematic destruction and sublimation of all opposing the Canadian reign -- and the polite, yet horrifically brutal, control of our future territories of conquest.

*  Infiltrating the USA and through a cleverly designed plan, destroying it, and using its resources for our own purposes.

*  Demonstrating to the world that Canada is the final and ultimate power.

*  Decontaminating the world of American influence.

*  Reorganizing a New World Society of Canucks to suit our kindly, peace-loving, and diabolical aims.
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Well, if the Brits won’t step up, somebody has to.

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Its aboot time, eh?

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Don’t tell the others, we already have secretly infiltrated all levels of society and key power positions in the US.

Michael J. Fox
Entire cast of SCTV
NHL players

Why do you think the Canadian flag backpacks are omnipresent in every country. They are our eyes and ears?

Why do you think we play the nice, docile Canadian? to trick everyone into letting their guard down?

Why do we cultivate mass quantities of weed? To intoxicate the local population.

When it comes, it will be swift. muahaha.