🏊 Swimming - Cap and tights required at all beaches?

It’s like we’re getting punished for the locals’ inability to swim. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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That roped off square area has about a 300m perimeter - verified using Garmin watches. A friend and I once swam over 5,000m meters going around and around that thing! Pissed us off that the whole lake wasn’t open but we were determined to get in a long swim.

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If I had a penny for every time a big nose has used this argument with a life guard in Taiwan, well I’d have a handful of pennies.

It is funny though when you’re literally in water up to your knees and some jobsworth is saying stand your ground, go no further…

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So as long as you have no hair, you’re good to go? :slight_smile:

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No way Jose. As every baldy in Taiwan has discovered…you still need a swimming cap.

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You’d have to prove it, drapes and curtains.

Bikini line. He doesn’t shave - banned from three pools and a pair of coffee shops.

You talk like a piece of shit.

Nono, the piece of shit was floating in the pool.

A bald bear? That’d be something. :popcorn: