Itâs like weâre getting punished for the localsâ inability to swim.
That roped off square area has about a 300m perimeter - verified using Garmin watches. A friend and I once swam over 5,000m meters going around and around that thing! Pissed us off that the whole lake wasnât open but we were determined to get in a long swim.
If I had a penny for every time a big nose has used this argument with a life guard in Taiwan, well Iâd have a handful of pennies.
It is funny though when youâre literally in water up to your knees and some jobsworth is saying stand your ground, go no furtherâŚ
So as long as you have no hair, youâre good to go?
No way Jose. As every baldy in Taiwan has discoveredâŚyou still need a swimming cap.
Youâd have to prove it, drapes and curtains.
Bikini line. He doesnât shave - banned from three pools and a pair of coffee shops.
You talk like a piece of shit.
Nono, the piece of shit was floating in the pool.
A bald bear? Thatâd be something.