Caption competition

“I still can’t find my hong bao” quoting a recent thread.

Bueller? Buuuuuuuuuueler? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUELER???

  • I am too cheap to get toilet papers so I have to clean it up
    myself!! :unamused:

  • Wow, never knew my ass smell so good… yummy

“They don’t call me a pain in the ass for nothing.”

Moving into the Simpsons archives

Seymour Butts
you’re saying butt-kisser like it’s a bad thing!
I’ll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream!

more from the net
It was this little girl’s first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, “Happy Butt.”

The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”

So she went to the principal’s office and he asked, “What’s your name?”

And the little girl said, “Happy Butt.”

The principal called the girl’s mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”

The girl then exclaimed, “Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what’s the difference?”

Your Butt is so big that they still can’t find the last chair you sat on.

And this is just too cute not to post.

OK, I give up now. I probably should have quit before this post, oh well. :blush:

Am I really too self-absorbed?

“Okay…now I think I can tell what is and isn’t Shinola.”

The Incredible Human Black Hole!

Someone who took the “put your head in” verse of the Hokey Pokey a bit too seriously.

Cirque de Soleil’s newest act

“Trust me. I don’t covet my neighbor’s ass anymore…”

The front cover of the new DIY book “Your Proctology Exam”

“I can see my brain from here!”

The Human Buttzel

“Hello, thank you for calling Taiwan Cellular. All of our operators are currently busy…” (don’t get me started on my cell phone fiasco)

“This sure doesn’t look like a hole in the ground…”

The egomaniac’s answer to some serious brown-nosing

Heh, heh, heh. My don’t I give good head?

Oh my goodness! Look! There’s a little cartoony man dancing on my foot!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Scooter, that’s funny!

…which he can see through his peniscope. Somehow, “up peniscope” sounds a bit naughtier than “up periscope”…

Spook, you stole my line beforte I posted it. I was going to say:

‘It’s always in the last place you look’.

That and my other two favourites:

‘How am I going to explain this to the other yoga instructors’

and

‘Any lords of destruction in here’

get the Bu Lai En consolation prize of 100 G$ each.

Bu Lai En

[quote=“Bu Lai En”]
…and

‘Any lords of destruction in here’

get the Bu Lai En consolation prize of 100 G$ each.

Bu Lai En[/quote]

Cool! Now I can afford to pay to get my head out of my ass.

Chou

Realizing he had stolen Bu Lai En’s only shot at victory, he hid his head in shame.

Guanxi, guano, I can’t tell the difference and I’m looking right at it.

Suspecting nothing, he was hit head on.

Was that a burp or a fart?

It helps me think. What’s it to you?

Now that is funny. And I gladly give up 50gp of new found wealth to Spook in appreciation.

Chou

Thank you, Chou.

Hey! Don’t give me that shit.

What! Leftovers again?

(spook stop now.)

This sounds like a job for …MOBIUS MAN !

'Where’s that damn peanut butter jar?"