From hell’s heart I stab at thee!
Said the kitten.
But but…he’s just a cute little kitten with a Christmas tree light in his mouth… 
The things that a Cat owner will do to get their missing Cat back. Seems this mans Cat went walkabout, so he started ringing around, and found that it had turned up in a Lost Dogs Home - but too late to be collected that night. He decided otherwise.
No photo of the beloved cat unfortunately. And its no doubt in a foster home now as well, as the owner is in the Calaboose awaiting trial.
I hope that cake is made of tuna because cats can’t taste sweet, and chocolates are poisonous for cats.
It’s made out of foie gras. Happy?
Improved version
And that’s the last photo we have from Felix…
And I thought they were bros… 
Took me a minute.
I think there are five…